Pssst... Hey smokers....

[eits]

yeah, smokers smell horrible... their clothes and when they breath, ugh... it chokes me. i have to move away.

smokers might as well be farting everywhere they go 24/7

 

[Stuxnet]

smokers might as well be farting everywhere they go 24/7

It's funny cuz it's true.

 

[MetalMat]

Waaaay more common then you think.

Could be. Growing up I had many friends that smoked, that seems to be a common thing in the South. Hell, in college more people were smokers than non smokers at the school I went to.

 

[zebano]

meh cigarettes are nasty but cigars smell nice.

 

[lupi]

I dated a girl that smoked once. If not for her having, eh..girlfriends, it would have been a hit it once and move on situation.

 

[AstroManLuca]

I always laugh when I see a hot girl smoking. I want to tell her, "hey babe, you may look good, but all the makeup and slutty clothes in the world can't cover up your foul stench."

 

[kstu]

I always laugh when I see a hot girl smoking. I want to tell her, "hey babe, you may look good, but all the makeup and slutty clothes in the world can't cover up your foul stench."

sure, for a relationship, but for just a night its nbd. she smokes she pokes.

 

[chalmers]

sure, for a relationship, but for just a night its nbd. she smokes she pokes.

I'd need quite a bit of alcohol to want to touch a girl that smokes heavily, no matter how hot, even for just a night.

Just my standards.

 

[KK]

I'm smoking right now, I hope these baby backs turn out good. 2-2-1.

 

[Alone]

Poor kids can't tolerate a smell that's unpleasant to them.

My business is my own, and what I choose to smell like damn well is my business.

 

[moshquerade]

Poor kids can't tolerate a smell that's unpleasant to them.

My business is my own, and what I choose to smell like damn well is my business.

Maybe this is why you're "Alone"

 

[chalmers]

Poor kids can't tolerate a smell that's unpleasant to them.

My business is my own, and what I choose to smell like damn well is my business.

Do you find any physical features/smells/traits of any human beings revolting? I'm sure you do. Many people find it to be smoking. Of course your business is your own, just as ours is to point at laugh at you.

 

[AstroManLuca]

Poor kids can't tolerate a smell that's unpleasant to them.

My business is my own, and what I choose to smell like damn well is my business.

This thread is just a public service announcement. Just so you're aware of how fucking terrible you smell. If you want to continue to smell terrible, that's your business. And if I or someone else wants to tell you how bad you smell, that's our business.

 

[paulney]

I laugh at all the ex-smokers here who complain how present smokers make life intolerable for them.

'Just as I was about to get out, they pull me back in'.

Get some will, suckaz. I smoke cigars when I want to, and I don't smoke'em when I don't want to. See, it's that easy.

 

[IcePickFreak]

I light up cigs just to keep people away. Unless I'm around smokers, then I bitch about the stench.

 

[Amused]

YOU STINK.

No, really. I don't think they understand how bad they do stink. I was at a mechanic shop yesterday and everyone in there had a cigarette in their mouth. Disgusting. When I left I wanted to leave my clothes there. Its just gag inducing. You smell like an ashtray in the bathroom of a neglected truck stop. Just so you know.

Soooo...

You're in a room full of dirty men and all you wanted to do was take your clothes off?

Hmmm...

 

[Fritzo]

also, you ever smelt someone who just drank a few beers? you have huh? what's the difference?

One smells like beer, the other is filled with cancer causing particulates that you are forcing an unwilling participant to breathe?

 

[Alone]

This thread is just a public service announcement. Just so you're aware of how fucking terrible you smell. If you want to continue to smell terrible, that's your business. And if I or someone else wants to tell you how bad you smell, that's our business.

Do you find any physical features/smells/traits of any human beings revolting? I'm sure you do. Many people find it to be smoking. Of course your business is your own, just as ours is to point at laugh at you.

Maybe this is why you're "Alone"

I don't smoke, but good job on looking like morons for assuming I do. I can just understand the right people have to do something that was considered socially acceptable and even expected not more than a couple decades ago. It wasn't until recently that people started bitching.

But while we're at it, please stay away from me if you wear strong perfume or cologne. Also stay away from me if you're eating seafood. Please do not be in my presence if you use a body wash or shampoo that I haven't picked out myself. Also, if you're going to cook a meal in my apartment, please get my permission first because I might find the smell offensive and I'd like you to stop. I'm a reasonable person, I just want everything to be absolutely perfect according to my specifications and I'd like you to accommodate me at your own expense, because I'm a whiny intolerant little bitch.

Sincerely,
Your friend,
Fuck you.

 

[lxskllr]

I don't smoke, but good job on looking like morons for assuming I do. I can just understand the right people have to do something that was considered socially acceptable and even expected not more than a couple decades ago. It wasn't until recently that people started bitching.

But while we're at it, please stay away from me if you wear strong perfume or cologne. Also stay away from me if you're eating seafood. Please do not be in my presence if you use a body wash or shampoo that I haven't picked out myself. Also, if you're going to cook a meal in my apartment, please get my permission first because I might find the smell offensive and I'd like you to stop. I'm a reasonable person, I just want everything to be absolutely perfect according to my specifications and I'd like you to accommodate me at your own expense, because I'm a whiny intolerant little bitch.

Sincerely,
Your friend,
Fuck you.

Bravo!

:^)

 

[chalmers]

I don't smoke, but good job on looking like morons for assuming I do. I can just understand the right people have to do something that was considered socially acceptable and even expected not more than a couple decades ago. It wasn't until recently that people started bitching.

But while we're at it, please stay away from me if you wear strong perfume or cologne. Also stay away from me if you're eating seafood. Please do not be in my presence if you use a body wash or shampoo that I haven't picked out myself. Also, if you're going to cook a meal in my apartment, please get my permission first because I might find the smell offensive and I'd like you to stop. I'm a reasonable person, I just want everything to be absolutely perfect according to my specifications and I'd like you to accommodate me at your own expense, because I'm a whiny intolerant little bitch.

Sincerely,
Your friend,
Fuck you.

LOL, wow you get mad easily. Any reasonable human being would assume that you smoke based on your post earlier. And I love your comparisons of smoking to what you cook for dinner. Wow, you're so delusional it's beyond repair.

 

[chalmers]

Every non smoker I know thinks that a smoker's smell is revolting. I love how you bring up all these ridiculous comparisons to help your argument. The only one that comes close is people that wear too much perfume or cologne, and I can assure you that's a hell of a lot easier to fix than someone who sucks nicotine for a living.

 

[Alone]

LOL, wow you get mad easily. Any reasonable human being would assume that you smoke based on your post earlier. And I love your comparisons of smoking to what you cook for dinner. Wow, you're so delusional it's beyond repair.

Just because what I don't like doesn't match up with what you don't like doesn't make my argument any less valid, or yours any less ridiculous.

 

[HumblePie]

The problem with the actual smell is that it gets sour fast. I'm not a smoker, but my parents used to be. The smell of tobacco burning isn't that bad. The problem is after it has burnt, settled, and then left to ripen and sour a bit. When people smoke, that smell gets attached to everything: clothes, hair, skin, nails, and anything around them. Then that smell starts to sour fast. It ends up reeking really bad.

There are things people can do to prevent it from smelling too bad. Always smoke in a well ventilated area so the smoke doesn't have as much time to linger and attach to yourself. Always brush your teeth, use some mouthwash, or even use a few mints at least after every smoke. Just those two things along cut down drastically on how bad a smoker smells.

But most smokers don't care how bad they smell. Most are so desensitized to the smell, they fail to realized how bad it really can be and usually is.

 

[lxskllr]

Every non smoker I know thinks that a smoker's smell is revolting. I love how you bring up all these ridiculous comparisons to help your argument. The only one that comes close is people that wear too much perfume or cologne, and I can assure you that's a hell of a lot easier to fix than someone who sucks nicotine for a living.

What if I don't want to smell your stinking Vietnamese food wafting through my apartment every time you make a meal?
What if I don't want to smell your Mercedes diesel blowing smoke in my face all the way through town when I get stuck behind you?
What if I don't feel like listening to your gas leaf blower, and smell it's exhaust while you try to blow leaves off the ground like a retard?...

 

[chalmers]

What if I don't want to smell your stinking Vietnamese food wafting through my apartment every time you make a meal?
What if I don't want to smell your Mercedes diesel blowing smoke in my face all the way through town when I get stuck behind you?
What if I don't feel like listening to your gas leaf blower, and smell it's exhaust while you try to blow leaves off the ground like a retard?...

I'm assuming you're joking around because it's the internet. If you're actually serious and think these are comparable, then I'd rather not respond to any more of your posts in this thread.