wow, this went for 2 pages- who'd a thought?
No Mercedes. Yes, great in the sack, but I keep wondering the same thing- is this all gonna end in a flash if we were to move in together.
Here's another great one: we were returning from lunch with a buddy of mine, and as we were walking into the front door of my shop, a car pulls in , and turns around in the lot and goes the other way. Innocent, right? NOOOOOOOOO, my girlfriend waits till my buddy leaves, and asks me who the blond was in the car, must be someone I was seeing, because she was pulling in until she saw me! ( girlfriend). Same deal getting a sandwich after a 'puter show a couple of weeks ago- she claims that when I was sitting there eating, and she was going to the restroom, that 2 chicks walked over to our table and were gonna sit down until they saw HER! Then, theyhad the audacity to look over my way once or twice! How dare they! I must have been meeting them there!
She acts like there are no coincidences, and everything revolves around her. Very weird. When she gets like this, I call her Shirley Holmes- really pisses her off. She takes the tiniest of things, and turns them into monumental ( notice the word mental) crap.