Pubes in the urinal?

[RU482]

I am getting sick and tired of the idiotic crap you morons come up with. I have a good mind to nuke about 50 of you just to make a statement.
AnandTech Mean Moderator

Thank god

 

[StageLeft]

While we're on topic, just because you are in front of a urinal does not mean you can spit like a damn monkey. I've seen two guys at work do this, one of them twice.

Also, it's called shake the snake. It's not called whack a bout for 15 fvcking seconds like the guy next to me did today (one of the two who spits). I mean come on the damn thing is going to fall off if you keep doing that and it's uncomfortable for others to be around you when you're doing it.

 

[jTanked]

While we're on topic, just because you are in front of a urinal does not mean you can spit like a damn monkey. I've seen two guys at work do this, one of them twice.

Also, it's called shake the snake. It's not called whack a bout for 15 fvcking seconds like the guy next to me did today (one of the two who spits). I mean come on the damn thing is going to fall off if you keep doing that and it's uncomfortable for others to be around you when you're doing it.

Maybe his name's Bubba?

<insert old Ronald Reagan joke here>

 

[lokiju]

It only grosses me out when they don't taste really fresh.

 

[Abe Froman]

Why are there so many threads involving peeing?

 

[edro]

I remember this thread!

 

[shortylickens]

I remember this thread!

Me too.

As for my opinion: it always amazes me to see a big jungle growing in the urinal. Are guys ripping handfuls of pubes out of their groins and tossing them in?
Seriously.

 

[destrekor]

While we're on topic, just because you are in front of a urinal does not mean you can spit like a damn monkey. I've seen two guys at work do this, one of them twice.

Also, it's called shake the snake. It's not called whack a bout for 15 fvcking seconds like the guy next to me did today (one of the two who spits). I mean come on the damn thing is going to fall off if you keep doing that and it's uncomfortable for others to be around you when you're doing it.

where would you prefer me to expel the crap my sinuses drain into the back of my throat?

in your trashcan? I can do that.

The urinal, in my opinion, is the MOST appropriate place to spit. People complain about spitting outdoors on sidewalks and whatnot, so... I don't get it.

Pick a spot that is appropriate and one or a few that are not. For many of us, it is a deemed necessity, so fuck off if it upsets you regardless of where I choose, especially if I choose the most logical place - the toilet, where bodily fluids are going into anyway.

 

[destrekor]

Me too.

As for my opinion: it always amazes me to see a big jungle growing in the urinal. Are guys ripping handfuls of pubes out of their groins and tossing them in?
Seriously.

hair falls out.

Many people have hair. Public urinals means a ton of people use them, thus ample opportunity for a lot of hair to accumulate.

The more logical response to seeing a jungle of left behind pubes is... how often is the urinal getting cleaned?!

Even here on campus, most of the urinals are basically spot free all the time. And we have over 50,000 people shuffling about.

 

[nerp]

I drop pubes now and then. Sorry, I don't shave my balls and asshole. I got better things to do with my time and my fiancee doesn't prefer me shaving. So if a pube falls into the urinal, I'm not going to reach in and pluck it out for anyone.

 

[jTanked]

i drop pubes now and then. Sorry, i don't shave my balls and asshole. I got better things to do with my time and my fiancee doesn't prefer me shaving. So if a pube falls into the urinal, i'm not going to reach in and pluck it out for anyone.

greasy ape!

 

[nerp]

I'm actually pretty smooth. I have like 3 chest hairs, can barely grow a beard and my ass isn't that hairy. If I were very hairy, I'd probably trim with scissors at least.

 

[Uppsala9496]

I know it's an old thread, but it seems the cleaning lady at my office forgot the clean the urinals and someone decided to get a haircut over one. Just appalling.
Maybe I should have posted this in the first world problems...

 

[zinfamous]

I know it's an old thread, but it seems the cleaning lady at my office forgot the clean the urinals and someone decided to get a haircut over one. Just appalling.
Maybe I should have posted this in the first world problems...

pics?

 

[JB24]

pics?

...of cleaning lady?

 

[zinfamous]

...of cleaning lady?

sure. or the toilet pubes. we try to make everyone happy.

no judging.

 

[Bryophyte]

Trim that shit, you filthy apes.

 

[zinfamous]

Trim that shit, you filthy apes.

but in public?

 

[JB24]

but in public?

ESPECIALLY in public.

 

[zinfamous]

ESPECIALLY in public.

sure, like I said: no judging!

 

[qliveur]

FREE DUROCSHARK

 

[Sgt. York]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pubes!

 

[Carson Dyle]

I know it's an old thread, but it seems the cleaning lady at my office forgot the clean the urinals and someone decided to get a haircut over one. Just appalling.
Maybe I should have posted this in the first world problems...

Maybe the guy had a date after work. Gotta look your best, above and below.

 

[Carson Dyle]

I am getting sick and tired of the idiotic crap you morons come up with. I have a good mind to nuke about 50 of you just to make a statement.
AnandTech Mean Moderator

Shit. That moderator would last about 15 minutes in ATOT today. That, or they just gave up and accepted it.

 

[OverVolt]

You know whats gross. People who shave. Think about their greasy razor bumps leaving ooze slime probably on the toilet seat by accident if they sit down wrong. Ew.