Public Restrooms

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: BassBomb
I don't understand how grown men could have this problem. Where I work the average age is probably 40 and there is always pee on the toilet seats... like WTF?

well obviously they should be lifting the seats, but to answer your question, when you lose strength in your piss flow (multiple things can cause this into your 30s/40s), your stream becomes less concentrated and starts to have a wider footprint. think of the setting on your garden hose gun that showers a wider area of plants instead of one powerful jet.

so when you are 15 and neffing from your parent's basement your piss is like this:

8=o-------------------------

and when you are a grizzled old veteran of many trolls and nefs, your piss is like this:

_%--.>>l>..>WTFLOLPISS
8=====O -=_%-..---__.._-____====.....
----------______--__---__-

 

[Kirby]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: BassBomb
I don't understand how grown men could have this problem. Where I work the average age is probably 40 and there is always pee on the toilet seats... like WTF?

well obviously they should be lifting the seats, but to answer your question, when you lose strength in your piss flow (multiple things can cause this into your 30s/40s), your stream becomes less concentrated and starts to have a wider footprint. think of the setting on your garden hose gun that showers a wider area of plants instead of one powerful jet.

so when you are 15 and neffing from your parent's basement your piss is like this:

8=o-------------------------

and when you are a grizzled old veteran of many trolls and nefs, your piss is like this:

_%--.>>l>..>WTFLOLPISS
8=====O -=_%-..---__.._-____====.....
----------______--__---__-

Remind me to never stand beside you at a urinal.

 

[Wheezer]

Originally posted by: skace
The worst was in college:

- go to use a urinal: someone took a dump in it
- go to take a shower: someone took a dump in it
- go to wash your hands: someone took a dump in it

Got so bad our RA had to have a little talk with us.

LMFAO......that is fucked up.

I find when it comes to public restrooms.....people are 99.9% no better than monkeys who sling shit at each other.

don't eat or drink a lot on the road and take care of business before I leave home....spend as little time in public shit holes as possible.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: nkgreen

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: BassBomb
I don't understand how grown men could have this problem. Where I work the average age is probably 40 and there is always pee on the toilet seats... like WTF?

well obviously they should be lifting the seats, but to answer your question, when you lose strength in your piss flow (multiple things can cause this into your 30s/40s), your stream becomes less concentrated and starts to have a wider footprint. think of the setting on your garden hose gun that showers a wider area of plants instead of one powerful jet.

so when you are 15 and neffing from your parent's basement your piss is like this:

8=o-------------------------

and when you are a grizzled old veteran of many trolls and nefs, your piss is like this:

_%--.>>l>..>WTFLOLPISS
8=====O -=_%-..---__.._-____====.....
----------______--__---__-

Remind me to never stand beside you at a urinal.

you wouldn't be able to. i use a stall because i get stagefright at urinals. unless i'm the only one in the bathroom. or unless it has one of those little dividers there. go ahead, laugh. it never used to happen to me. it's worse if i've been drinking.

 

[Kirby]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: nkgreen

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: BassBomb
I don't understand how grown men could have this problem. Where I work the average age is probably 40 and there is always pee on the toilet seats... like WTF?

well obviously they should be lifting the seats, but to answer your question, when you lose strength in your piss flow (multiple things can cause this into your 30s/40s), your stream becomes less concentrated and starts to have a wider footprint. think of the setting on your garden hose gun that showers a wider area of plants instead of one powerful jet.

so when you are 15 and neffing from your parent's basement your piss is like this:

8=o-------------------------

and when you are a grizzled old veteran of many trolls and nefs, your piss is like this:

_%--.>>l>..>WTFLOLPISS
8=====O -=_%-..---__.._-____====.....
----------______--__---__-

Remind me to never stand beside you at a urinal.

you wouldn't be able to. i use a stall because i get stagefright at urinals. unless i'm the only one in the bathroom. or unless it has one of those little dividers there. go ahead, laugh. it never used to happen to me. it's worse if i've been drinking.

Would it help if someone held it for you? :heart:

 

[Gibson486]

Originally posted by: zerocool84
It's not their bathroom so they could care less. People that have worked in Retail or the Food Service Industry know how horrible bathrooms can be. I've seen some things that can never be spoken of.

Ah man...some people just do not know....and somethings really boggle the mind.... There are taimes when you walk in and go "How the hell did they do that....is that even possible? Did Physics take a rest"?

 

[Demo24]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: BassBomb
I don't understand how grown men could have this problem. Where I work the average age is probably 40 and there is always pee on the toilet seats... like WTF?

well obviously they should be lifting the seats, but to answer your question, when you lose strength in your piss flow (multiple things can cause this into your 30s/40s), your stream becomes less concentrated and starts to have a wider footprint. think of the setting on your garden hose gun that showers a wider area of plants instead of one powerful jet.

so when you are 15 and neffing from your parent's basement your piss is like this:

8=o-------------------------

and when you are a grizzled old veteran of many trolls and nefs, your piss is like this:

_%--.>>l>..>WTFLOLPISS
8=====O -=_%-..---__.._-____====.....
----------______--__---__-

:laugh::laugh:

 

[Modular]

Originally posted by: zerocool84
It's not their bathroom so they could care less. People that have worked in Retail or the Food Service Industry know how horrible bathrooms can be. I've seen some things that can never be spoken of.

I'm not sure how.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: Wheezer

Originally posted by: skace
The worst was in college:

- go to use a urinal: someone took a dump in it
- go to take a shower: someone took a dump in it
- go to wash your hands: someone took a dump in it

Got so bad our RA had to have a little talk with us.

LMFAO......that is fucked up.

I find when it comes to public restrooms.....people are 99.9% no better than monkeys who sling shit at each other.

don't eat or drink a lot on the road and take care of business before I leave home....spend as little time in public shit holes as possible.

Did he say that someone took a dump in his hands?

 

[MotF Bane]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: BassBomb
I don't understand how grown men could have this problem. Where I work the average age is probably 40 and there is always pee on the toilet seats... like WTF?

well obviously they should be lifting the seats, but to answer your question, when you lose strength in your piss flow (multiple things can cause this into your 30s/40s), your stream becomes less concentrated and starts to have a wider footprint. think of the setting on your garden hose gun that showers a wider area of plants instead of one powerful jet.

so when you are 15 and neffing from your parent's basement your piss is like this:

8=o-------------------------

and when you are a grizzled old veteran of many trolls and nefs, your piss is like this:

_%--.>>l>..>WTFLOLPISS
8=====O -=_%-..---__.._-____====.....
----------______--__---__-

:laugh:

 

[actuarial]

OMG this thread is hilarious.

As a comment to the dorm shitting, and how anyone could think that was funny, I remember in college when we were leaving a bar someone got up on the hood of a truck and laid a big freaking log. To this day a chuckle a bit to myself remembering that!

I would not finding shitting in a shower/sink funny, and would have to be INCREDIBLY drunk to think in a urinal was funny (and wouldn't do it myself, as I've worked as a janitor).

 

[Mr.IncrediblyBored]

This thread delivers.:thumbsup:

The bathrooms in my workplace are generally clean. Although occassionally you'll walk into a stall with a clogged toilet with 10 lbs of TP covering a mound of crap. Like a dog covering up a mess after it shits in the house. I don't get people.

 

[lifeobry]

I remember one time where the fecal matter was spread all over the walls, floor, toilet. The walls.

 

[PieIsAwesome]

I've seen some really nasty bathrooms and never really understood WTF is hard about not being so disgusting.

I guess most people are disgusting animals ready to act as such given the opportunity. Makes you wonder how people would behave if you took away consequences or punishments for undesirable acts.

 

[mb]

Originally posted by: skace
The worst was in college:

- go to use a urinal: someone took a dump in it
- go to take a shower: someone took a dump in it
- go to wash your hands: someone took a dump in it

Got so bad our RA had to have a little talk with us.

Someone took a dump in your hands?

 

[OverVolt]

I've seen people miss #2 and hit the seat instead. How does one miss a #2?

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: mb

Originally posted by: skace
The worst was in college:

- go to use a urinal: someone took a dump in it
- go to take a shower: someone took a dump in it
- go to wash your hands: someone took a dump in it

Got so bad our RA had to have a little talk with us.

Someone took a dump in your hands?

If so they are doing it wrong since they missed his chest.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: OverVolt
I've seen people miss #2 and hit the seat instead. How does one miss a #2?

worst i've ever seen was @ Ford Field, last year. Or it might have been Comerica Park. Either way, a drunken Detroit sporting event.

i walked into the stall, and there was shit from one wall to the other. it was obviously from the same perpetrator, as the offending fecal matter was all the same colour. it literally looked like someone walked in, turned around and stood as close to the door as possible, and sprayed ass.

*gag*

 

[clamum]

This thread delivers the lulz.

 

[TruePaige]

I was working in a restaurant and someone came up, rather upset, that their was shit on the floor in the bathroom. The worst part was that a trail of it was on our dining room floor.

..they stepped in it.

.....and kept walking around.

........

 

[imported_Imp]

Originally posted by: TruePaige
I was working in a restaurant and someone came up, rather upset, that their was shit on the floor in the bathroom. The worst part was that a trail of it was on our dining room floor.

..they stepped in it.

.....and kept walking around.

........

Well, they had to tell you. I wouldn't want to touch my shoe to take it off if I stepped in shit.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Originally posted by: Imp

Originally posted by: TruePaige
I was working in a restaurant and someone came up, rather upset, that their was shit on the floor in the bathroom. The worst part was that a trail of it was on our dining room floor.

..they stepped in it.

.....and kept walking around.

........

Well, they had to tell you. I wouldn't want to touch my shoe to take it off if I stepped in shit.

They could just scream "Oh God, oh GOD, it's EVERYWHERE!" from the bathroom. I think the management would investigate that eventually.

 

[xcript]

Originally posted by: TruePaige
I was working in a restaurant and someone came up, rather upset, that their was shit on the floor in the bathroom. The worst part was that a trail of it was on our dining room floor.

..they stepped in it.

.....and kept walking around.

........

FLOORDUMP

 

[musicman64]

Maybe you work with Michael J Fox?

 

[CKent]

No consequences. It's not unlike internet trolling, just a different (more literal) form of 'shitting in a thread'. I hate to say it but it's even good evidence that we, as a species, still need religion. The majority of people behave like animals without threat of consequence.