Exactly. I don't mind pooping in the woods. I do mind pooping on the lid that I'm 100% sure someone else peed on.
Perhaps I should clarify my position. Public restroom hygiene is virtually the only area of my life in which I go to these extremes. I have no problem sitting on a log and punching out a loaf in the woods. I can work all day in the yard and still eat a baloney sandwich with dirty hands. My dog sleeps next to me every night. I will give any random honey who requests one a big wet kiss on the mouth. But when it comes to entering and using a room specifically designed for dudes...and only dudes...to have contact with their junk and/or feces I am FORCED to use extraordinary measures to ensure my own personal cleanliness. ESPECIALLY now that I've read some of the posts from you nasty F-ers. If that makes me OCD then color me OCD proud, baby.
I wonder if some of you germaphobes have seen mythbusters. Toilets and the like are among the cleanest things you'll touch in your daily life. Your keyboards and cell phones are the dirtiest.
Exactly. I don't mind pooping in the woods. I do mind pooping on the lid that I'm 100% sure someone else peed on.
Yes, some of these objects are often germ infected. What it failed to convey is that it's likely some of the organisms on your own items are apart of your normal microbiota, therefore have little or no effect on you. Strep culture from droplet transmission over your keyboard? Not a huge deal, it's already from you.
It's not to say that you can't catch anything as you obviously still can. To be more accurate it's about catching something not apart of your system.
Now if it belonged to someone ELSE, then sure the ball game changes. Last thing I want is a Staph a. transmission from someone else; since I'm tested negative for that it reduces my need to take medication or injections for some workplaces that require you take extra proper procedures because you are positive for it.
Infact, this is primarily enforced in hospitals I think, because infants and people with compromised immune systems are highly susceptible to it and it could be fatal in rare cases.
Shower? After shaking my recently-washed-with-anti-bacterial-soap hands? Just because I touched a handle for 3 seconds? Seriously? Hell let's go through the list of what you guys touch after you leave the bathroom. Bet you'll be shocked.
I hope its a good one, since you're going to be walking around with a load of shit in your pants every day.
Ok. Psycho or not I got this one. Here is my method:
1) Enter stall. (That's right, I'm a stall pisser.)
2) Lift seat (if applicable) with foot.
3) Stand well back from bowl (to avoid splatter)
4) unload
5) flush toilet with boot.
6) approach sink. reel off short length of paper towel - leave hanging on dispenser.
7) wash hands.
8) when hands are rinsed clean, leave water running and reomove previously mentioned short length of towel.
9) Use short length of towel to reel off large length of towel.
10) Dry hands.
11) Use towel to turn off water/open bathroom door.
12) Hold door open with foot, toss towels in garbage, and exit bathroom.
Clean exit everytime.
I have no problem sitting on a log and punching out a loaf in the woods.
Ok dude, you are just arguing now. I can tell from the last few posts.
If what I do labels me as an internet e-disorder person, so be it.
I honestly have no intention to argue without accomplishing anything these days. It's really gotten dull which is the point why I don't tread in P&N as much.
Anyway besides that, you just automatically assumed I am some crazy psycho which I know I can rest assuredly prove to just about anyone in real life otherwise.
If you want a honest reply, this is my response for your word challenge questions.
I bring my own notebook.
I do wash my hands after a trip to the grocery market, and I wash my hands (almost) before every meal.
I never lean on public rails with my hands, never was a thing I did anyway.
In the rare cases, if I do fall (and injure in the process) on my hands, I wash 'em when I can. I then apply antiseptic to the cuts won't be open to other forms of transmission.
I don't use the public gyms, I use my neighborhood.
I don't assume using aftershave twice gives dermatological cancer.
I have been and still plan to work in lab environments. The less I am positive for, the better.
You say it's all too crazy and too routine, these are the same employees that go through daily routine to that ensure the crap you ingest - meat, water, vegetables, froot loops you are eating and drinking everyday meet minimum imposed federal guidelines.
I don't know if they have the same restroom habits as I don't ask them, I just assume they have a clean bill of health.
You washing your hands is more then some here are doing, like say spidey...
irishScott,
Will you let me take a giant greasy shit all over a toilet seat and then sit down in it?
Assuming there are no other options, after wiping it off with a few wads of toilet paper, sure.
What if there are a few shit streaks on the seat after wiping it off? Would you still sit on my greasy loaf?
Protip:Ok tell me you guys at least clean your asshole with something wet or water after you shit. I don't want dry feces flaking my asshole all day, getting mixed up with all the hairs.
Protip:
Wipe until there is no more brown on the paper.
Then when you sweat, it gets all over your underwear.
Protip:
Wipe until there is no more brown on the paper.