Public toilet sanitary strategies.

[Hacp]

no more brown

NO MORE BROWN

NO MORE BROWN

NO MORE BROWN

No more brown doesn't mean there isn't residual matter that's stuck on the back of your asshole. It could appear clear on the paper but it'll still be there, sticking to your butt and stinking the whole room up.

 

[dank69]

No more brown doesn't mean there isn't residual matter that's stuck on the back of your asshole. It could appear clear on the paper but it'll still be there, sticking to your butt and stinking the whole room up.

You are doing it wrong. You are supposed to wipe your entire ass crack.

 

[freakflag]

no more brown doesn't mean there isn't residual matter that's stuck on the back of your asshole. It could appear clear on the paper but it'll still be there, sticking to your butt and stinking the whole room up.

fail.

 

[Hacp]

You are doing it wrong.

If you have hairs up your butt, then yes, it will stick to the hairs and no matter how much force you put into wiping, the hair will still retain a bit of the matter. Please don't tell me you shave your butthair like some pussy.

 

[spidey07]

Ok tell me you guys at least clean your asshole with something wet or water after you shit. I don't want dry feces flaking my asshole all day, getting mixed up with all the hairs. Here is my strategy for cleaning the asshole.

I wipe the butthole with toilet paper like normal. Then I take a pre-prepared piece of towel with a bit of soap and wipe my butt. Then, I take another piece of toilet paper to wipe everything dry.

I sorta bend down and lick it clean. Kinda like a dog does.

Then I make sure to lick exposed surfaces randomly, just to piss off germ freaks.

 

[DougK62]

Wipe seat dry.
Put down toilet paper if no ass gaskets.
Put toilet paper in water to prevent splashing. Important!
Dump, flush, wash hands.

 

[nakedfrog]

This is going to blow your mind. You eat, drink, and breathe shit every day.
Fucking nutcase.

 

[dank69]

If you have hairs up your butt, then yes, it will stick to the hairs and no matter how much force you put into wiping, the hair will still retain a bit of the matter. Please don't tell me you shave your butthair like some pussy.

If wiping properly is beyond your physical and mental capabilities, skidmarks are the least of your problems.

And for the record, no shaved ass and no skidmarks, thanks.

 

[gaidensensei]

I know for a fact that some cultures wipe their butts with their LEFT hand. So they can shake your hands with their RIGHT. I just heard it from others.

You guys have a problem with that as well?

 

[dank69]

I know for a fact that some cultures wipe their butts with their LEFT hand. So they can shake your hands with their RIGHT. I just heard it from others.

You guys have a problem with that as well?

In those cultures they use their hand, not tp.

 

[nakedfrog]

I know for a fact that some cultures wipe their butts with their LEFT hand. So they can shake your hands with their RIGHT. I just heard it from others.

You guys have a problem with that as well?

Oh, let's not start that epic discussion again...

 

[gaidensensei]

Yeah? Looks like I missed something. Links plz.

 

[hanoverphist]

if i cant find a decently clean shitter to sit on ill just wait. otherwise, i just sit and do my business, wash my hands and walk out. i never even thought about what process i used for public restrooms until i started coming to this forum. what a bunch of girls.

 

[SphinxnihpS]

For just peeing, I get a piece of toilet paper to flush. I keep the same piece of paper to use when I'm washing my hands. . I also remember to use the paper to open the door. Discard it outside. I think this method is 99% sanitary

For pooping, I usually wash the lid with water, then soap, then water, then dry it. When I'm done, I just toilet paper to flush. just like for peeing.

Share your methods for making sure you don't get some nasty STD when using the public toilet.

You are absolutely paranoid and stupid and probably mentally ill. Seek help!

 

[snuggliestbear]

Some of you are just insane with your 15 steps to bathroom cleanliness. I use irish's tp wipe method at work and that is about all I'll do. The exception would be if I'm in a shitty bar or sports stadium and there is piss all over the place I'll use my foot to flush if I'm not using the urinal (edit: I wouldn't shit if put in this position, unless it was an emergency). No matter what, I use my bare hands *GASP* to open the door and turn the water on and off.

At least the antibiotic resistent germs will take care of all you wackos first since you don't have immune systems.

 

[nakedfrog]

Yeah? Looks like I missed something. Links plz.

It was a few years ago, and I'm too apathetic to search for it

 

[freakflag]

I just hope none of you filthy apes work in the food industry.

 

[gaidensensei]

I just hope none of you filthy apes work in the food industry.

They don't, I'm 99.9% positive of it. None are professional chefs either.

 

[irishScott]

no more brown

NO MORE BROWN

NO MORE BROWN

NO MORE BROWN

This.

TMI WARNING

Spoiler

Coming from a guy with a hairy inner-ass.

 

[Mr. Lennon]

Like others, I only really care about germs when it comes to entering a filthy public bathroom. Not using at least an ass gasket while taking a shit is disgusting. I would never let my bare ass touch the seat of a public restroom. Also not washing your hands after wiping your dirty ass is even worse.

You unsanitary people must not come into much contact with women. Most women probably wouldn't let you touch them with a 10-foot pole if they knew of your bathroom habits.

 

[nageov3t]

is the OP the same person who thought it was unsanitary for his mother-in-law to sleep in his bed?

my strategy is simple... if the bathroom is dirty enough that I think it requires a strategy, I don't use it.

 

[SphinxnihpS]

Like others, I only really care about germs when it comes to entering a filthy public bathroom. Not using at least an ass gasket while taking a shit is disgusting. I would never let my bare ass touch the seat of a public restroom. Also not washing your hands after wiping your dirty ass is even worse.

You unsanitary people must not come into much contact with women. Most women probably wouldn't let you touch them with a 10-foot pole if they knew of your bathroom habits.

Mentally ill.

 

[nick1985]

Mentally ill.

Well, he is a 9/11 truther so your allegations may be true.

 

[SphinxnihpS]

Well, he is a 9/11 truther so your allegations may be true.

Germaphobe is an actual mental illness highly associated with OCD. At the very least being so morbidly afraid of germs invading your body through the skin on your ass (or anywhere) shows a lack of education.

Unfortunately the illness of dis-education is spreading. Anti-microbials in everything are contributing greatly to the prevalence of resistant strains of some really bad bugs. Hand soap and blah blah blah is just the tip of the iceberg. They spray most everything food with huge doses of anti-microbials. Anti-microbials so strong they would make you ill.

The fact is this, every surface on the planet is coated with bacteria. Without them, we would be dead in minutes.

As you know I am for education and the open ridicule of the uneducated (as a means of shaming them into getting smarter). You may not agree with my methods...

 

[canis]

For pooping, I usually wash the lid with water, then soap, then water, then dry it. When I'm done, I just toilet paper to flush. just like for peeing.


I wipe the butthole with toilet paper like normal. Then I take a pre-prepared piece of towel with a bit of soap and wipe my butt. Then, I take another piece of toilet paper to wipe everything dry.

Do you carry all that soap and the rest of your shit in a purse along with napkins for your monthly needs?