Public toilet sanitary strategies.

[Hacp]

You are really pretty hopeless aren't you? If I added anything to this conversation it's this; I know from now on you will be holding your breath in bathrooms. LOLOLOLOLOL


Just for fun, all the microorganisms living on (AND IN!) you right now, are peeing and dumping all over you (AND IN YOU!). Have a nice life thinking about that.

Who the fuck cares about microorganisms? If you're so casual about poop and piss then why don't eat a bucketfull of poop? I'll supply it.

 

[TridenT]

Ok, this is what I do(to help my immune system, LIKE A BOSS) if I need to piss:
1)Push door open into bathroom/open door with MY BARE HAND (OH NO HE DIDNT)
2) Walk up to the urinal, unzip my pants, get my junk out with my bare and unsanitary hand, and proceed to piss.
3) When I am done, twang my twanger nicely to get all them drips gone.
4) Flush the damn thing if I have to use the lever, with my bare hand...
5) Put my junk back in its trunk.
6) See how I look as I walk out.
7) Shake hands with the president.

Pooping is similar except I actually try to choose a stall that is already flushed and isn't full of water/possible-urine all over the damn seat. If I can't avoid it. I'll flush it and then wipe the fucker down with some toilet paper real good. Maybe use a bit of water if I think it needs it.

 

[caddlad]

You girls would get laughed out of military service.

 

[Imp]

you mean like:

Thank you. Now I know how some people keep getting shit on the toilet seat. Sometimes it's near the front too, so their feet are probably on the floor.

 

[Squisher]

This thread makes me wonder what some of you will do when you go to eat pussy?

 

[Ballatician]

I could not stop thinking about this thread today at work every time I went to use the facilities.

 

[Hacp]

I could not stop thinking about this thread today at work every time I went to use the facilities.

You couldn't stop being disgusted at some of the bathroom etiquette displayed by the common man? I agree.

 

[ShawnD1]

This thread makes me wonder what some of you will do when you go to eat pussy?

Spray it with 95% ethanol before licking.

 

[Squisher]

Spray it with 95% ethanol before licking.

I was thinking more along the lines of:

+

 

[ShawnD1]

There's an easy way out