Public toilet sanitary strategies.

[Hacp]

For just peeing, I get a piece of toilet paper to flush. I keep the same piece of paper to use when I'm washing my hands. . I also remember to use the paper to open the door. Discard it outside. I think this method is 99% sanitary

For pooping, I usually wash the lid with water, then soap, then water, then dry it. When I'm done, I just toilet paper to flush. just like for peeing.

Share your methods for making sure you don't get some nasty STD when using the public toilet.

 

[Platypus]

this is either a brilliant troll or you're a fucking psycho.

 

[spaceman]

its ok agent smith
the free clinic is free

 

[nick1985]

Ass Gasket

 

[waffleironhead]

Opening the door with your bare hand is like shaking hands with the wiener of everyone who didnt wash.

 

[nick1985]

Opening the door with your bare hand is like shaking hands with the wiener of everyone who didnt wash.

 

[OCGuy]

Opening the door with your bare hand is like shaking hands with the wiener of everyone who didnt wash.

Dont threaten me with a good time.

 

[spaceman]

its a paenis afterall
a hairy phallic soap dispenser?

 

[waffleironhead]

SNIP]

I have never seen those before. Nice!

 

[irishScott]

Wow, so you're like that guy on my sophomore year dorm floor? Walked into the hall bathroom once, he was at the sink. Walked into what I thought was an unoccupied stall and notice the seat is all gooey. He comes over and says (creepily) "excuse me, I'm using that". So I used the other stall.

Further chance encounters proved he spent 5 minutes and about 10 anti-bacterial wipes on the seat every time he had to go #2. And this kid got a hard on from Halo (he would literally shriek "Kieeeeel! Kieeel! Kieeeel!" every fucking time). I don't know what his problem was, but you're in that league. Congrats.

Oh, and assuming a clean stall isn't available, I find the cleanest one, wipe it down with a thick wad of toilet paper, then proceed to use the seat without a cover. I then wash my hands most of the time (if I'm in a rush I'll just rinse), and use the bare door handle with my bare hand. Like people have done since the dawn of freaking time. Deal with it.

Oh and I've been this for over 10 years, have never had an STD or other related disease. Hell the worst disease I've ever had was a massive ear infection.. when I was 3. Only time I was ever admitted to the hospital. I trust my immune system and, ironically, habits like the above apparently lessen the chance of my getting an auto-immune disorder later in life. Seriously dude, grow a pair and let your immune system do it's job.

 

[freakflag]

Ok. Psycho or not I got this one. Here is my method:
1) Enter stall. (That's right, I'm a stall pisser.)
2) Lift seat (if applicable) with foot.
3) Stand well back from bowl (to avoid splatter)
4) unload
5) flush toilet with boot.
6) approach sink. reel off short length of paper towel - leave hanging on dispenser.
7) wash hands.
8) when hands are rinsed clean, leave water running and reomove previously mentioned short length of towel.
9) Use short length of towel to reel off large length of towel.
10) Dry hands.
11) Use towel to turn off water/open bathroom door.
12) Hold door open with foot, toss towels in garbage, and exit bathroom.

Clean exit everytime.

 

[nick1985]

Wow, so you're like that guy on my sophomore year dorm floor? Walked into the hall bathroom once, he was at the sink. Walked into what I thought was an unoccupied stall and notice the seat is all gooey. He comes over and says (creepily) "excuse me, I'm using that". So I used the other stall.

Further chance encounters proved he spent 5 minutes and about 10 anti-bacterial wipes on the seat every time he had to go #2. And this kid got a hard on from Halo (he would literally shriek "Kieeeeel! Kieeel! Kieeeel!" every fucking time). I don't know what his problem was, but you're in that league. Congrats.

Oh, and assuming a clean stall isn't available, I find the cleanest one, wipe it down with a thick wad of toilet paper, then proceed to use the seat without a cover. I then wash my hands most of the time (if I'm in a rush I'll just rinse), and use the bare door handle with my bare hand. Like people have done since the dawn of freaking time. Deal with it.

Oh and I've been this for over 10 years, have never had an STD or other related disease. Hell the worst disease I've ever had was a massive ear infection.. when I was 3. Only time I was ever admitted to the hospital. I trust my immune system and, ironically, habits like the above apparently lessen the chance of my getting an auto-immune disorder later in life. Seriously dude, grow a pair and let your immune system do it's job.

You are a disgusting animal.

Good day sir.

 

[nick1985]

Ok. Psycho or not I got this one. Here is my method:
1) Enter stall. (That's right, I'm a stall pisser.)
2) Lift seat (if applicable) with foot.
3) Stand well back from bowl (to avoid splatter)
4) unload
5) flush toilet with boot.
6) approach sink. reel off short length of paper towel - leave hanging on dispenser.
7) wash hands.
8) when hands are rinsed clean, leave water running and reomove previously mentioned short length of towel.
9) Use short length of towel to reel off large length of towel.
10) Dry hands.
11) Use towel to turn off water/open bathroom door.
12) Hold door open with foot, toss towels in garbage, and exit bathroom.

Clean exit everytime.

I have a similar routine. :thumbsup:

 

[BW86]

Ok. Psycho or not I got this one. Here is my method:
1) Enter stall. (That's right, I'm a stall pisser.)
2) Lift seat (if applicable) with foot.
3) Stand well back from bowl (to avoid splatter)
4) unload
5) flush toilet with boot.
6) approach sink. reel off short length of paper towel - leave hanging on dispenser.
7) wash hands.
8) when hands are rinsed clean, leave water running and reomove previously mentioned short length of towel.
9) Use short length of towel to reel off large length of towel.
10) Dry hands.
11) Use towel to turn off water/open bathroom door.
12) Hold door open with foot, toss towels in garbage, and exit bathroom.

Clean exit everytime.

I have almost the same routine, I just don't piss in the stall

 

[crownjules]

In this thread, a bunch of anal retentive hypochondriacs expose themselves.

 

[BlackTigers]

1) open stall door
2)wipe piss off seat
3) shit.

wash hands, dry, leave.

i find it funny when people spend 10 minutes getting their toilet seats ready. i

 

[nick1985]

1) open stall door
2)wipe piss off seat
3) shit.

wash hands, dry, leave.

i find it funny when people spend 10 minutes getting their toilet seats ready. i

I dont like someone's crusted piss/fecal matter smearing all over my nice fine ass.

 

[ViviTheMage]

Use your feet/shoes. I try my hardest not to touch anything, haha.

 

[irishScott]

You are a disgusting animal.

Good day sir.

Damn right. Which is why I can laugh at the awkwardness of everyone else when the power goes out for an extended period. And the noobs on backpacking trips. So many people are scared of doing number 2 in the woods it's pathetic. They think a beetle's going to fly up their ass or something, or they've just got some phobia of their own shit being in close proximity to what it just came out of. Grab some toilet paper and hand sanitizer and you're good to go.

 

[PepePeru]

In this thread, a bunch of anal retentive hypochondriacs expose themselves.

and attempt to rationalize their behavior as normal.

 

[montypythizzle]

When I go in Wal-Mart's bathroom all you find is droplets of shit and piss all over the seat. I just save my "load" for home where monkeys don't occupy the bathroom.

Usually when I whizz I just go, it has an auto sensor for flushing and then the sink has infared as well, and you could even use the infared hand dryers. But most of the time I still open up the door with my bare hands, even if I just seen a guy go out it the other day without washing his hands :/

 

[Matthiasa]

Pretty much nothing should ever be directly touched in a public bathroom. If it can be seen it has probably been pissed on and shit on.

 

[meltdown75]

i didn't think STDs were transmittable via toilet seats. hmm.

anyhoo, i wipe the seat with a piece of toilet paper and then dump away. haven't caught anything yet.

 

[freakflag]

In this thread, a bunch of anal retentive hypochondriacs expose themselves.

On the contrary, this thread exposed some nasty mother F-ers. I'd feel like I needed a shower and a tetanus shot just from shaking hands with some of you.

 

[spidey07]

1) Sit
2) Shit
3) Leave

I have an immune system for a reason.