Ok. Psycho or not I got this one. Here is my method:
1) Enter stall. (That's right, I'm a stall pisser.)
2) Lift seat (if applicable) with foot.
3) Stand well back from bowl (to avoid splatter)
4) unload
5) flush toilet with boot.
6) approach sink. reel off short length of paper towel - leave hanging on dispenser.
7) wash hands.
8) when hands are rinsed clean, leave water running and reomove previously mentioned short length of towel.
9) Use short length of towel to reel off large length of towel.
10) Dry hands.
11) Use towel to turn off water/open bathroom door.
12) Hold door open with foot, toss towels in garbage, and exit bathroom.
Clean exit everytime.