Pun of the Day

[villageidiot111]

The friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds.

Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought this was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not.

He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him.

So the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop.

Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that: Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.

 

[amol]

R

 

[NumbaJuan]

:thumbsup:

 

[ChooChooChooseMe]

Heard it before. Still not funny. 0/10

 

[bracut80]

hahahahahahaha...yeah...

 

[xcript]

REPOXY!!

 

[SynthDude2001]

Originally posted by: xcript
REPOXY!!

:thumbsup:

 

[Mucho]

Originally posted by: ChooChooChooseMe
Heard it before. Still not funny. 0/10

 

[KarenMarie]

i cannot believe i actually laughed out loud at that... you need a beating.

 

[DaveSimmons]

Posted to ATOT within the last month, Advanced Search could find it.

 

[feralkid]

I heard that the friars cock-punched Hugh.

 

[geno]

fvcking awful, 99.99% of the time, those pun "jokes" aren't even funny

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: villageidiot111
The friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds.

Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought this was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not.

He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him.

So the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop.

Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that: Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.

Real punny.

 

[TheChort]

I don't get it. What's so bad about friars who are florists?
Does it have to do with the fact that they should be involved with things that are closer to God instead of trying to make a profit and run other people out of business? And why is it that only Hugh can prevent their existence.
I'm confused. But maybe I'm just being slow tonight.

 

[Mo0o]

Hahahah, long joke, but the punch line was pretty funny :thumbsup:

 

[FeuerFrei]

Originally posted by: TheChort
I don't get it. What's so bad about friars who are florists?
Does it have to do with the fact that they should be involved with things that are closer to God instead of trying to make a profit and run other people out of business? And why is it that only Hugh can prevent their existence.
I'm confused. But maybe I'm just being slow tonight.

Only you can prevent forest fires.