Punishment for Bin Laden

[erub]

Suprised this hasn't been posted here, yet but I did a search. I heard about it on the radio and when I came home I had got the e-mail.

PUNISHMENT FOR BIN LADEN
What do you do with Osama Bin Laden once he's found?
If you kill him - he becomes a martyr....
Don't kill him - he's a hero to the extremists.....
He must be captured alive, convicted of his crimes and
sentenced to his punishment. What punishment, you ask?

Why a full blown sex change of course!
You then send him back to his adopted homeland of Afghanistan
to live out the rest of his life as a woman under the Taliban regime!

 

[StageLeft]

Hehe

 

[BlueApple]

Make small cuts all over his body with a sharp razor and put him in a small pool with vinegar and salt. Or stick up a hot needle up his pee-slit. :Q :Q

 

[XMan]

That's funny.

Realistically though, they should stick him in the same hole where they keep Carlos the Jackal. The two of them can keep each other company.

 

[StageLeft]

They can throw milosevic in there as well.

 

[Siva]

oh man, that's the best idea i've heard yet!

 

[Fiddy]

ahahahaha.......good one

 

[weeeplop]

haha..
does anyone know why he did it? it might have been on the news.. but i'm a little out of touch. can i get a real answer other then he's a f*ck head or the like? Thanks

 

[j@cko]

Whan AN AEWSOME IDEA! IT"S JUST BRILLIANT!

 

[spanky]

isn't that what they call a "eunuch" in some parts of asia?

 

[Masas]

make him swim in tobasco sauce...without goggles and a suit....

and if he survives enough of it...make him drink it all

 

[Martin]

<< They can throw milosevic in there as well. >>



and Ariel Sharon too....

 

[Ulfwald]

Nope do what the commanders of the US navy did to the muslim pirates back in the colonial days.


Have him dig his own grave, then slaughter 4 pigs and throw 2 of the pigs in the grave, next make him lie down in the grave and then throw the other 2 pigs in on him. then kill him with one shot to the head. then bury him with the pigs blood. This will prevent his assent to heaven.

 

[Rustjive]

I could add that we're pretty sick in here, ne?

 

[Goldfish]

Hasn't this thread been done at least ten fscking times? I'm tired of seeing it frankly.

 

[Logix]

I expect he'll be in this situation pretty soon.

 

[obiwaynekenobi]

<< I could add that we're pretty sick in here, ne? >>



yes but it's fun.

how about we put a C-Clamp on one of his testicles, and turn it a half a turn every half an hour until it explodes.