put these in order of creepiness

[mozirry]

1-10, 1 being most creepy, 10 being less creepy


A. Opening up the blinds in the morning to reveal your neighbor staring back at you
B. Rolling over to make love to your significant other realizing they are a clown
C. The clown just touched you inappropriately
D. Yawning and stretching back in your chair to relax only to be goosed by your gym-teacher mid yawn
E. Giving a handshake to a colleague only to grasp a gooey substance, then noticing they are infront of the bathroom
F. You have to sit on someones lap
G. Someone staring back at you from the storm drain
H. High fiving someone, missing, and touching their eye
I. Take a huge bite out of a nice apple only to find a half-eaten worm dangling from the remaining apple
J. Someone "dutch oven"s you against your will

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: mozirry
1-10, 1 being most creepy, 10 being less creepy


1 - B. Rolling over to make love to your significant other realizing they are a man

 

[Crono]

K. FBB
L. Michael Jackson

 

[mozirry]

Originally posted by: Crono
K. FBB
L. Michael Jackson

I dont know what FBB is but the clown thing covers MJ =D

 

[Xylitol]

Originally posted by: mozirry
1-10, 1 being most creepy, 10 being less creepy


A. Opening up the blinds in the morning to reveal your neighbor staring back at you
B. Rolling over to make love to your significant other realizing they are a clown
C. The clown just touched you inappropriately
D. Yawning and stretching back in your chair to relax only to be goosed by your gym-teacher mid yawn
E. Giving a handshake to a colleague only to grasp a gooey substance, then noticing they are infront of the bathroom
F. You have to sit on someones lap
G. Someone staring back at you from the storm drain
H. High fiving someone, missing, and touching their eye
I. Take a huge bite out of a nice apple only to find a half-eaten worm dangling from the remaining apple
J. Someone "dutch oven"s you against your will

1-B
2-G
3-C
4-E
5-H
6-A
7-D (don't know what goosing is but it sounds somewhat bad...)
8-I
9-J
10-F

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: mozirry

Originally posted by: Crono
K. FBB
L. Michael Jackson

I dont know what FBB is but the clown thing covers MJ =D

User FuzzyBabyBunny.

 

[Inspector Jihad]

1,2,3,4,5. FBB and his family

 

[Nik]

That list is flawed. Dennilfloss is not on it.

 

[Perknose]

A. Opening up the blinds in the morning to reveal your neighbor staring back at you
When you live on the 17th floor of a building without balconies, definitely this one.

C. The clown just touched you inappropriately
There is no such thing as being inappropriately touched by a clown. Clowns are all about cotton candy and circus calliopes. If there was "contact", it was obviously you're fault and you should confess immediately to your parish priest, which will excite him. It's a win/win/win situation, which is rare in these troubled times.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: Nik
That list is flawed. Dennilfloss is not on it.

Please keep your personal sex life out of this. :laugh:

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Nik
That list is flawed. Dennilfloss is not on it.

oh snap

 

[dennilfloss]

Originally posted by: Nik
That list is flawed. Dennilfloss is not on it.

Like when you gave dennilfloss a gooey handshake?:shocked:

Anyway, the OP forgot the balut Chinese cookies.

 

[Crono]

I forgot about Elmo. Creepy bastard gives me nightmares.

 

[meltdown75]

flossy.

/thread

 

[Jeff7]

A and G are the only ones that strike me as creepy.

The rest are just plain odd, or else gross.

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: Perknose
A. Opening up the blinds in the morning to reveal your neighbor staring back at you
When you live on the 17th floor of a building without balconies, definitely this one.

C. The clown just touched you inappropriately
There is no such thing as being inappropriately touched by a clown. Clowns are all about cotton candy and circus calliopes. If there was "contact", it was obviously you're fault and you should confess immediately to your parish priest, which will excite him. It's a win/win/win situation, which is rare in these troubled times.

http://touchitclown.ytmnd.com/

 

[imported_Devine]

Originally posted by: mozirry
1-10, 1 being most creepy, 10 being less creepy


A. Opening up the blinds in the morning to reveal your neighbor staring back at you
B. Rolling over to make love to your significant other realizing they are a clown
C. The clown just touched you inappropriately
D. Yawning and stretching back in your chair to relax only to be goosed by your gym-teacher mid yawn
E. Giving a handshake to a colleague only to grasp a gooey substance, then noticing they are infront of the bathroom
F. You have to sit on someones lap
G. Someone staring back at you from the storm drain
H. High fiving someone, missing, and touching their eye
I. Take a huge bite out of a nice apple only to find a half-eaten worm dangling from the remaining apple
J. Someone "dutch oven"s you against your will

1-10 and yet you numbered yours... *shakes head*

1 Creepy
2 *punch* wtf are you doing in my bed
3 Creepy... I need an adult!
4 That sonza bitch!
5 ewww
6 Uncomfortable
7 Creepy
8 Uncoordinated
9 Disgusting
10 That's called sharing

Okay from that it would be 1, 3 then 7, everything else isnt creepy.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: mozirry
1-10, 1 being most creepy, 10 being less creepy

G. Someone staring back at you from the storm drain

WTF?

H. High fiving someone, missing, and touching their eye

J. Someone "dutch oven"s you against your will

Are you inferring that one might willingly request this?

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: Nik
That list is flawed. Dennilfloss is not on it.

hahahaha That guy creeps me out in almost every thread that he makes.

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: TallBill

Originally posted by: Nik
That list is flawed. Dennilfloss is not on it.

hahahaha That guy creeps me out in almost every thread that he makes.

I'll fuck your skull!

 

[xanis]

Originally posted by: NSFW

Originally posted by: TallBill

Originally posted by: Nik
That list is flawed. Dennilfloss is not on it.

hahahaha That guy creeps me out in almost every thread that he makes.

I'll fuck your skull!

i see what you did there

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: Xanis

i see what you did there

I wish I hadn't watched that video.

 

[her209]

1. You wake up to the sound of your roommate masturbating in your room.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: her209
1. You wake up to the sound of your roommate masturbating in your room.

I don't know. I think I'd be all at first, then I'd probably be flattered; but tell him to GTFO.

 

[Auggie]

Creepiest is DEFINITELY: G. Someone staring back at you from the storm drain

For example (and major bonus points here because it's a fucking demonic and pyschopathic and transcendental clown) look at this image from Stephen King's "IT" movie:

http://i72.photobucket.com/alb...on4got2/clownsewer.jpg