Puzzle

[AntaresVI]

Here it is, a puzzle. If you've heard it before, don't tell the answer. You may ask yes or no questions in the thread. If you think you know the answer, pm me. If no one gets it in a day, I'll post the answer.


A man walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a plate of albatross. He gets it, takes one bite, and then walks outside and shoots himself. Why?


Enjoy.

 

[sixone]

:disgust:

 

[pontifex]

because he was an atot member who (stupidly) thought it had something to do with j. alba?

just googled this. i'm not going to give away the answer but how the hell is this a riddle?

 

[KLin]

http://www.kith.org/logos/things/sitpuz/answers.txt

 

[AntaresVI]

Originally posted by: KLin
http://www.kith.org/logos/things/sitpuz/answers.txt

you win

 

[dighn]

lol another one of those questions with a billion valid answers given the constraints

 

[imported_LoKe]

The man was in a ship that was wrecked on a desert island. When there was no food left, another passenger brought what he said was abalone but was really part of the man's wife (who had died in the wreck). The man suspects something fishy, so when they finally return to civilization, he orders abalone, realizes that what he ate before was his wife, and kills himself. (In a slight variant, from Stories With Holes, he simply faints rather than killing himself.)

An impossible riddle, if that's the answer. Without key details, there are an infinite amount of possible answers.

 

[Ika]

Most retarded thing I've ever heard.

 

[The Batt?sai]

Originally posted by: Aflac
Most retarded thing I've ever heard.

:thumbsup:

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: The Battosai

Originally posted by: Aflac
Most retarded thing I've ever heard.

:thumbsup:

apparently you haven't learned from your vacation
edit: hmmm..i assumed you had been banned for 2 weeks or so but by the amount of posts in the past day, it doesn't seem like it or maybe you're just catching up? which would still mean you haven't learned. still making worthless posts

 

[lizardboy]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: The Battosai

Originally posted by: Aflac
Most retarded thing I've ever heard.

:thumbsup:

apparently you haven't learned from your vacation
edit: hmmm..i assumed you had been banned for 2 weeks or so but by the amount of posts in the past day, it doesn't seem like it or maybe you're just catching up? which would still mean you haven't learned. still making worthless posts

95% of his posts are either emoticons or one-word replies (just like his worthless smiley when he quotes this post)

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: AntaresVI

Originally posted by: KLin
http://www.kith.org/logos/things/sitpuz/answers.txt

you win

I expect my 100 grand by the end of the week.

 

[ruffilb]

Originally posted by: dighn
lol another one of those questions with a billion valid answers given the constraints

I ****** HATE these.

 

[yosuke188]

Obviously the albatross had bird flu.

 

[TallBill]

wrong food

 

[BlancoNino]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: The Battosai

Originally posted by: Aflac
Most retarded thing I've ever heard.

:thumbsup:

apparently you haven't learned from your vacation
edit: hmmm..i assumed you had been banned for 2 weeks or so but by the amount of posts in the past day, it doesn't seem like it or maybe you're just catching up? which would still mean you haven't learned. still making worthless posts

Wow because Battosai is the ONLY member that agrees with other members in the form of a quote and a thumbsup (or beer, or smiley face, etc)? Give me a break.

As for the OP, yeah, I'd have to say that this riddle isn't very good.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: BlancoNino

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: The Battosai

Originally posted by: Aflac
Most retarded thing I've ever heard.

:thumbsup:

apparently you haven't learned from your vacation
edit: hmmm..i assumed you had been banned for 2 weeks or so but by the amount of posts in the past day, it doesn't seem like it or maybe you're just catching up? which would still mean you haven't learned. still making worthless posts

Wow because Battosai is the ONLY member that agrees with other members in the form of a quote and a thumbsup (or beer, or smiley face, etc)? Give me a break.

As for the OP, yeah, I'd have to say that this riddle isn't very good.

95% of his posts are either emoticons or one-word replies (just like his worthless smiley when he quotes this post)


gee, guess i'm not the only one who thinks this...

 

[Ika]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: BlancoNino

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: The Battosai

Originally posted by: Aflac
Most retarded thing I've ever heard.

:thumbsup:

apparently you haven't learned from your vacation
edit: hmmm..i assumed you had been banned for 2 weeks or so but by the amount of posts in the past day, it doesn't seem like it or maybe you're just catching up? which would still mean you haven't learned. still making worthless posts

Wow because Battosai is the ONLY member that agrees with other members in the form of a quote and a thumbsup (or beer, or smiley face, etc)? Give me a break.

As for the OP, yeah, I'd have to say that this riddle isn't very good.

95% of his posts are either emoticons or one-word replies (just like his worthless smiley when he quotes this post)


gee, guess i'm not the only one who thinks this...

:thumbsup:


oops, better add some more substance to this post.


Okay I'm done.

Seriously though, he even posted an apology, stating that he would do all this crap. I noticed on his first day back he already had two locked threads. A+.