Pyscho at the grocery store

Mill

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I typically shop at night. I enjoy how quite and calm it is. This is contrary to my personality because I do like social interaction and talking. In fact, quite a bit. I'm a very nice person and quite socially concious, so I wasn't being a jerk here.

I was getting 6 pack of Sweetwater Beer, and this employee asked me if I needed help. I gave him the standard "no thanks, I've got it" answer. He comes over to my buggy and starts hovering around. 2-3 minutes of random meaningless talk go by. I humor him because I'm a nice guy. I do the standard brush off tactics at this point. Nice meeting you, have to go, in a hurry, have to get home, etc. He just acts like I don't even say anything.

Now, as I said I'm a total social animal, but even I don't go to the grocery store at 11pm to talk. He kept on for another 5-6 minutes. He refused to give me an out, and proceeded to teach me the basics of stocking, truck loading/unloading, and why he has such a hard time scheduling workers. He goes into how this is a weekend store and all these details of his life and this store.

Finally, I've had enough and I pretty much just say I've gotta go. I stick my head in the biscuits and he walks away. What the fvck?

Freakshow.
 

kogase

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Just about the most anticlimactic story I've ever read. Thank God it was short.
 

Mill

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Originally posted by: kogase
Just about the most anticlimactic story I've ever read. Thank God it was short.

Were you expecting him to have a gun or something? The point I was reaching for is what possesses someone to trap a total stranger with 10 minutes of banal conversation? I mean I wasn't responding except for grunts and nods, so why did he continue?

This is a sociological question, I didn't mean to imply the guy was an actual nutjob. I mean he had some of the tendencies...
 

DainBramaged

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You should have whipped it out. Would have ended the conversation much quicker. Unless he was gay.
 

Mill

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Originally posted by: MX2times
Probably the resident tweaker

At first I considered this. I had to rule it out though. He didn't quite have the typical symptoms. He seemed more like he was high on pot or a bit mental.
 

kogase

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Originally posted by: Mill
Originally posted by: kogase
Just about the most anticlimactic story I've ever read. Thank God it was short.

Were you expecting him to have a gun or something? The point I was reaching for is what possesses someone to trap a total stranger with 10 minutes of banal conversation? I mean I wasn't responding except for grunts and nods, so why did he continue?

This is a sociological question, I didn't mean to imply the guy was an actual nutjob. I mean he had some of the tendencies...

I don't know... I thought maybe you'd turn around and say "Listen buddy, fvck off" and he'd say "Make me" and you'd get all up in his face and grunt and go "Huh huh wHATWHATWHAT" and he'd bitch out and go away... and then you'd go back in time and save the dinosaurs. Like, SOMETHING.
 

Mill

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Oct 10, 1999
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Originally posted by: deftron
Originally posted by: Mill
I stick my head in the biscuits .

You sound like the freak to me

Guess I should have been more clear. The freezer where the biscuits are is quite deep. I was looking for Garlic-Cheddar biscuits, so I had my head almost inside it trying to get to the very back ones.
 

Mill

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Oct 10, 1999
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Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Maybe he was gay, and you were seriously setting off his gaydar?

Perhaps, but I don't think so. Mainly because he was a redneck with missing teeth...
 

MX2

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Originally posted by: Mill
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Maybe he was gay, and you were seriously setting off his gaydar?

Perhaps, but I don't think so. Mainly because he was a redneck with missing teeth...

....points to tweaker

 

Eeezee

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I was hoping for some sort of bum coming into the story and screaming or making a general ruckus. Instead you just met a creepy employee. What a $hitty story
 
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