Qingdao Haiwan Bridge...wow

[BoomerD]

Am I the only one who kept reading the title as Hawaiian Bridge? I was like....Tha's gonna be a long ass bridge to make it from main land to Hawaii

John was walking on the beach one morning, and lo and behold, he found a lamp, sticking up out of the sand.
It was dirty, so he used his shirt to clean it off, and as he rubbed the lamp, a genie appeared.

"Oh master of the lamp, I will grant you one wish for freeing me from the lamp," said the genie.
John thought about it for a while, and said, "Genie, I want you to build me a bridge from California to Hawaii."

"Oh master of the lamp," said the genie, " It can't be done. The distance, the depth of the water, the waves, the need for fuel stations, rest areas, hotels, restaurants...it's just not possible. You must choose something else."

John thinks a bit more and tells the genie, "Alright, then I'd like to know and understand the inner workings of the female mind. I want to know why they are the way they are, everything that makes a woman, a woman. I want to completely understand what they think...and why."

The genie looks at him and replies, "So...how many lanes do you want on the bridge?"

 

[SSSnail]

John was walking on the beach one morning, and lo and behold, he found a lamp, sticking up out of the sand.
It was dirty, so he used his shirt to clean it off, and as he rubbed the lamp, a genie appeared.

"Oh master of the lamp, I will grant you one wish for freeing me from the lamp," said the genie.
John thought about it for a while, and said, "Genie, I want you to build me a bridge from California to Hawaii."

"Oh master of the lamp," said the genie, " It can't be done. The distance, the depth of the water, the waves, the need for fuel stations, rest areas, hotels, restaurants...it's just not possible. You must choose something else."

John thinks a bit more and tells the genie, "Alright, then I'd like to know and understand the inner workings of the female mind. I want to know why they are the way they are, everything that makes a woman, a woman. I want to completely understand what they think...and why."

The genie looks at him and replies, "So...how many lanes do you want on the bridge?"

The punch line is "So, you want 2 or 4 lanes on that bridge?". I was gonna post that, but was too lazy. Great minds think alike.

 

[Bryf50]

the distance used to be 45 miles, now it's 26?

45-26=19

 

[SSSnail]

45-26=19

Because most people just cross the bridge once.

 

[0roo0roo]

Hong Kong Government is Giving Away $6000 to Every Adult
http://ax3battery.com/2011/03/01/hong-kong-government-is-giving-away-6000-to-every-adult/

sad, we are cutting everything here, and they have so much money they are giving money away

If u are a hk citizen, time to go home for a subsidized vacation:awe:

rare case of wikipedia fail
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qingdao_Haiwan_Bridge