Quick jokes....

[SinNisTeR]

Originally posted by: anxi80

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: Wahsapa
whats the fastist animal on the planet

a chicken in ethiopia

I don't get it.

ethiopians are hungry. chicken cooked can be consumed as food. in order for a chicken to survive in ethiopia, it better be pretty damn quick to run away.

a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his zipper.
the bartender says, ?hey! did you know you have a steering wheel in your pants??!??
the pirate replies, ?aye! it?s driving me nuts!?

HAHAHHA!!

 

[Ogg]

Originally posted by: AkumaX
what's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold?
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One's a sick duck, and the other's a...

wow very nice joke !!!!!! :thumbsup:

 

[Kyteland]

Why did the checken cross the mobius strip?

To get to the other.... side?

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: fumbduck
i'm a little bit closer to suicide thanks to this thread

Well atleast it hasn't been a TOTAL waste of bandwidth then!

 

[Pakky]

A naked man completely covered in syran wrap walks into a doctors office and says, "Doc, I think I'm going crazy!" The doc looks at him and says, "well, I can see you're nuts."

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: anxi80
wanna hear a dirty joke?

the cow fell into the mud.

It's....

Wanna hear a dirty joke?

A white horse fell in the mud.

 

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
It's....

Wanna hear a dirty joke?

A white horse fell in the mud.

the fact that this joke has different variations of it... makes me weep for the future.

 

[VietDude]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
An Irishman walks out of a bar...like THAT would ever happen. :Q

Lol... This one is hilarious by far

 

[BespinReactorShaft]

Stale by now?

What the hey, anyway...


A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

The man below says: "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."

"You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.

"I do," replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well" says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but it's no use to anyone."

The man says, "you must work in management."

"I do" replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well", says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."

 

[Goth]

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"...

 

[Goth]

Another pirate joke:

A little kid with a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate and goes trick or treating. He knocks on the door of a house and a man answers and says, "Oh, I can see you're dressed up as a pirate, but where are your buccaneers?"
The kid gets really mad, and says "On the sides of my buckin' head!"

 

[new2AMD]

At Mickey and Minnie's divorce trial, the judge tells Mickey he cant find reason for divorce based on Minnie being crazy. Mickey says, "I didnt say she was crazy, I sadi she was F'in Goofy!"

 

[PunDogg]

Originally posted by: Argo
Two atoms are walking down the street.

I lost my electron says the first one.
Are you sure?
I'm positive.

haha actually made me laugh

Dogg

 

[Isshinryu]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
An Irishman walks out of a bar...like THAT would ever happen. :Q

Hey! Sometime we have to...no. But then we have to...no. Of course, there's that time we...no. Hell, I'm posting from inside the Soho Bar in Knoxville right now

 

[AyashiKaibutsu]

Everyone's up in arms against porn, but I say hey whatever a man and a woman and another woman do with a midget and a donkey is their business.

 

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: AyashiKaibutsu
Everyone's up in arms against porn, but I say hey whatever a man and a woman and another woman do with a midget and a donkey is their business.

heard this before... is it attell ?

 

[new2AMD]

Originally posted by: anxi80

Originally posted by: AyashiKaibutsu
Everyone's up in arms against porn, but I say hey whatever a man and a woman and another woman do with a midget and a donkey is their business.

heard this before... is it attell ?

yes

 

[vshah]

Originally posted by: Goth
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"...

stolen from myself a while back:

john kerry walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?"

 

[Kyteland]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson

Originally posted by: anxi80
wanna hear a dirty joke?

the cow fell into the mud.

It's....

Wanna hear a dirty joke?

A white horse fell in the mud.

No, no, no. It's.....

Wanna hear a dirty joke?

A boy fell in the mud.

Wanna hear a clean joke?

The boy took a bath with Bubbles.

Wanna hear another dirty joke?

Bubbles is the girl next door.