Quotes

[Mo0o]

What are some funny quotes you guys have? and leave out the ones in your sig.


"many people hit rock bottom, but looks like you have started digging"

"One night stands only last till morning but syphilis lasts a life time" -Robert DeNiro, men of honor

 

[Platypus]

"Thats just like.. your opinion man" - The Big Lebowski (coen bros. forever )

 

[Mo0o]

"Friends don't let friends drink starbucks"

"Beer...helping ugly people have sex since 2000 BC"

 

[sohcrates]

<< &quot;Thats just like.. your opinion man&quot; - >>



allright! that's been my sig since day one!

oh yeah, quotes...let's see here...

&quot;Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall down an open manhole cover and die.&quot;
-Mel Brooks


&quot;A penny saved is 2.5 grams of zinc alloy.&quot;



&quot;There are few problems that can't be solved with high explosives&quot;

&quot;All that glitters has a high refractive index.&quot;

 

[Platypus]

<< &quot;Friends don't let friends drink starbucks&quot; >>



Hey hey hey!
Coffee 0wnz0r5 j00!
Actually starbucks just gives me free stuff for working there

 

[Linh]

my sig

 

[PRimate13]

&quot;One man's Sleepless in Seattle is another man's porno.&quot; - Leon Phelps, The Ladies' Man

As true today as it was when said, chillun'.

 

[woodly6]

Drinking wont solve your problems, but passing out will!