Random Wal-Mart rant.

[SketchMaster]

I must have some sort of head trauma, I really must. That's the only reason I can think of that would cause me to forget what a pisshole Wal-Mart is.

All I wanted was to pickup some delicious eggnog after work so I could go home and relax, but apparently every mullet wearing, sister loving, inbred freak and their demonic offspring in a fifty mile radius got a wild hair up their asses to go shopping tonight and because of that I spent fifteen minutes in line just to buy some god**** eggnog! And of corse, there were just barely enough people on registers to keep the lines moving at a mind numbing crawl.

Now what really pissed me off was the fact that I'm apparently the only one that believes the self checkouts have a twenty item limit, it just seemed like a logical idea that they are there to be used by the people that only have a hand full of items and want to get in and out of the store as quickly as possible. NOT for the people that have THREE F****** CARTS and have the dexterity of a retarded sloth on muscle relaxers!

Then when I finally found a line that seemed short enough for me to get my nog and leave before the second coming of Christ, I discovered too late that I got stuck in a line full of check writers. Why the hell would you pay for an alarm clock with a check ?! It wasn't even $15!! Why not pay with cash, or better yet, GET A REAKING CHECKING CARD! They aren't hard to get, most banks give them away. And if you don't use it because you get charged for using it then find a better bank you cheap ass!

Goddamnit this nog needs more RUM!

 

[RadiclDreamer]

Yes the lines suck, but so does walmart. You know what you are getting into when you go to that shit hole.

For this I must say

Weak rant 2/10

 

[wirelessenabled]

Why would you go to WalMart if you wanted to get in and get out quickly?

Was the 10 cents you saved worth the problems?

 

[IronWing]

My sympathy for your plight died at the the word "Wal-Mart".

Rant: 8/10, extra points given for the sloth line.

 

[pontifex]

What kind of hair-lipped moron goes into a wal-mart just to buy eggnog?

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: pontifex
What kind of hair-lipped moron goes into a wal-mart just to buy eggnog?

Can hair-lips drink eggnog?

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: pontifex
What kind of hair-lipped moron goes into a wal-mart just to buy eggnog?

Can hair-lips drink eggnog?

Originally posted by: SketchMaster
Goddamnit this nog needs more RUM!

Apparently, the answer is yes. :laugh:

 

[novasatori]

self checkout?

there's hardly ever a line there and if there is its just people with a few items as most consider it a pain in the ass

 

[SketchMaster]

Originally posted by: pontifex
What kind of hair-lipped moron goes into a wal-mart just to buy eggnog?

The same kind that thought he would save time going to Wal-Mart instead of driving three minutes up the road to Safeway.

 

[Rogodin2]

The retarded sloth line was pretty good 8,8,7.

Rogo

 

[IronWing]

Safeway eggnog is quite good too. Just don't wreck it by adding booze.

 

[kindest]

Originally posted by: novasatori
self checkout?

there's hardly ever a line there and if there is its just people with a few items as most consider it a pain in the ass

read the op.
i have to agree with others.. the fact that you went to walmart thinking it was going to be a quickie is crazy. i didnt know they made eggnog in china either.

 

[novasatori]

Originally posted by: kindest

Originally posted by: novasatori
self checkout?

there's hardly ever a line there and if there is its just people with a few items as most consider it a pain in the ass

read the op.
i have to agree with others.. the fact that you went to walmart thinking it was going to be a quickie is crazy. i didnt know they made eggnog in china either.

wow that is weird, i totally missed that

yeah sorry

night time on Friday should have been a clue to impending doom though

 

[nakedfrog]

Nicely done, 8/10.

 

[Dunbar]

You should've done self checkout. I avoid the place Fri/Sat/Sun and usually only go when I need a bunch of stuff. Short lines are definitely not one of Walmart's advantages.

 

[Vette73]

Originally posted by: Dunbar
You should've done self checkout. I avoid the place Fri/Sat/Sun and usually only go when I need a bunch of stuff. Short lines are definitely not one of Walmart's advantages.

Do people not even read what the OP says anymore?

I think I am going to start a new topic with "do you have anal warts". But in side I will have a poll that ask "Do you consider yourself smart..." I can see how Dunbar and some others would answer.

 

[halik]

Originally posted by: Marlin1975

Originally posted by: Dunbar
You should've done self checkout. I avoid the place Fri/Sat/Sun and usually only go when I need a bunch of stuff. Short lines are definitely not one of Walmart's advantages.

Do people not even read what the OP says anymore?

I think I am going to start a new topic with "do you have anal warts". But in side I will have a poll that ask "Do you consider yourself smart..." I can see how Dunbar and some others would answer.

seriously

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: ironwing
Safeway eggnog is quite good too. Just don't wreck it by adding booze.

You know, I love eggnog, and I enjoy rum and bourbon, but somehow, I've never thought either really tasted good in eggnog. And I've made my own eggnog from scratch.

 

[SketchMaster]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: ironwing
Safeway eggnog is quite good too. Just don't wreck it by adding booze.

You know, I love eggnog, and I enjoy rum and bourbon, but somehow, I've never thought either really tasted good in eggnog. And I've made my own eggnog from scratch.

If you feel like experimenting you should try coconut rum with eggnog, don't put too much in or it becomes way too sweet. It sounds crazy, but trust me when I say it's pretty dang good.

 

[randym431]

I can relate. I was there in line just buying some ice cream and this guy in front buying what looked like eggnog kept mumbling to himself and changing lines. I didn?t know eggnog had an addictive nature. My ice cream melted.

 

[DanTMWTMP]

i didn't know sketchmaster has a hare-lip?


anyways, the rant did made me smile a bit, but we have tons of Wal-Mart rants
so 8/10

 

[biggestmuff]

That better have been a Super Wal-mart. Who the fusk buys groceries at Wal-mart?!

 

[gwlam12]

Walmart always has long lines and not enough people at the register. Target has lots of people at the registers, at least in all the ones I've been to. Quick and easy. You should see if you can get a quickie at a local Target (if any) if you have a craving for eggnog again.

 

[krcat1]

I believe that Walmart is intentionally leaving the stores short of cashiers in order to force people to use the self-checkout.
They ultimately want to eliminate the cashiers altogether.

 

[cornbread]

Originally posted by: SketchMaster
I must have some sort of head trauma, I really must. That's the only reason I can think of that would cause me to forget what a pisshole Wal-Mart is.

All I wanted was to pickup some delicious eggnog after work so I could go home and relax, but apparently every mullet wearing, sister loving, inbred freak and their demonic offspring in a fifty mile radius got a wild hair up their asses to go shopping tonight and because of that I spent fifteen minutes in line just to buy some god**** eggnog! And of corse, there were just barely enough people on registers to keep the lines moving at a mind numbing crawl.

Now what really pissed me off was the fact that I'm apparently the only one that believes the self checkouts have a twenty item limit, it just seemed like a logical idea that they are there to be used by the people that only have a hand full of items and want to get in and out of the store as quickly as possible. NOT for the people that have THREE F****** CARTS and have the dexterity of a retarded sloth on muscle relaxers!

Then when I finally found a line that seemed short enough for me to get my nog and leave before the second coming of Christ, I discovered too late that I got stuck in a line full of check writers. Why the hell would you pay for an alarm clock with a check ?! It wasn't even $15!! Why not pay with cash, or better yet, GET A REAKING CHECKING CARD! They aren't hard to get, most banks give them away. And if you don't use it because you get charged for using it then find a better bank you cheap ass!

Goddamnit this nog needs more RUM!

Note #1 - Walmart could care less for people that are buying just one or two things. They make their money from people buying a ton of stuff, which means they don't give a rats ass if you wait in line for 15 minutes to buy one thing. That's what convenience stores are for.

Note #2 - Eggnog is for Christmas. Not falltime.

Note #3 - Sometimes I forget cash and I'll use a check to buy something I didn't have plans on buying previously. I get in trouble with my debit card by buying too much stuff then forgetting what I spent, so I'm one of plenty of people that go around with an INACTIVE card that will only get activated if I have an emergency and don't have a choice. If I saw some prick in line behind me that threw a fit about me writing a check, I would make sure to go extra slow to make a person like yours' day better.

Go along and find something worth ranting about.