Women may want to be asked out, but do they want to be asked out by ME? Reminds me of a song wherein Supernerd asks out SuperHotChick...
"Idunnoifyou'vebeennoticingmebutI'vebeennoticingyouandIwaswonderingif
you'd like to go out with me!"
Oh my god you little Geek!
Get away before I freak! You ugly, stupid, zitfaced scum,
I'm a babe and you are not. You asked me out; you MUST be dumb.
You can't handle what I've got! Well you can beg until you're blue,
I'm too hot, too hot for you.. But you're not even fit to lick my shoe.
I'm too hot, too hot for you.
Ha ha ha! Don't make me laugh!
I want a whole man, not a half. I've got a bitchin' bod and a killer
You wet your pants, I'm so sure. face,
Too bad wimp-itis has no cure. I'm god's gift to the male race.
I'm too hot, too hot for you. I'm the queen of babes supreme,
But you'll only see me in you dreams.
I'm too hot, too hot for you.
"Well? What'd she say??"
"Well, she didn't say no..."
-- Barry and the Bookbinders, "The Worst She Can Say is No"
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