Rant: Women WANT to be asked out!

Grasshopper27

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Sep 11, 2002
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Sigh, why is it that the guys take so long to learn?

They stand around like goofy staring at their shoes, they don't understand that a woman is waiting to be asked out. We're not going to just walk up and ask you out (well some will, but not all).

You might think you're a dork or lame or whatever, but that's ok, that is just not an issue most of the time (hey, lots of us are dorks too). We're looking for funny, romantic, kind, inteligent, sweet guys who will treat us with respect and consideration. It doesn't really matter if you're rich or poor, hot or not quite so hot... It also doesn't matter if we're hot, we don't compare that sort of thing (the non-shallow ones don't anyway).

Lesson #1: If you talk to a woman that you're interested in, go ahead and ask her out. She might say yes, she might say no, but she'll be flattered that you asked her. Ask enough women and a few will say yes, then you've got yourself a date for Saturday night!

Lesson #2: Be yourself no matter what. We can spot fake from across the room, we're experts at it. Odds are the honesty that shows through when you're just being yourself will make you that much more attractive.

So go out into the world and seek out a woman, they are waiting for you!

Thumper

This is a rant from Thumper. She spent half an hour with me telling me how stupid men sometimes are... One of her friends was trying to get this guy to ask her out, she spent all New Year's Eve trying to tell him, "hey, I want to be asked out, ask me out, please!" but since many women won't come out and say that, she didn't get asked out cause he was an idiot.
 

freebee

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It used to be so much simpler when you could club'em over the head and drag'em back to the cave.
 

Migroo

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It isnt illegal for women to do the asking either. You want to go out with me, ask! (and get in line )

Seriously though more women should take their own advice to men and 'go ahead and ask'!
 

RoninRXN

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Originally posted by: Migroo
Seriously though more women should take their own advice to men and 'go ahead and ask'!

Of course, women do it in a different way.

"Aren't you going to ask me out?"

 

Jeomite

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Originally posted by: freebee
It used to be so much simpler when you could club'em over the head and drag'em back to the cave.

LOL. I heard that line before or something like it... where from?
 

Peetoeng

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I just made Thumper's rant into my desktop background.


Originally posted by: Grasshopper27

Lesson #1: If you talk to a woman that you're interested in, go ahead and ask her out. She might say yes, she might say no, but she'll be flattered that you asked her. Ask enough women and a few will say yes, then you've got yourself a date for Saturday night!

Lesson #2: Be yourself no matter what. We can spot fake from across the room, we're experts at it. Odds are the honesty that shows through when you're just being yourself will make you that much more attractive.

So go out into the world and seek out a woman, they are waiting for you!

Thumper.

 

HappyPuppy

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Apr 5, 2001
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Originally posted by: Peetoeng
I just made Thumper's rant into my desktop background.


Originally posted by: Grasshopper27

Lesson #1: If you talk to a woman that you're interested in, go ahead and ask her out. She might say yes, she might say no, but she'll be flattered that you asked her. Ask enough women and a few will say yes, then you've got yourself a date for Saturday night!

Lesson #2: Be yourself no matter what. We can spot fake from across the room, we're experts at it. Odds are the honesty that shows through when you're just being yourself will make you that much more attractive.

So go out into the world and seek out a woman, they are waiting for you!

Thumper.



That is really sad.
 

her209

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Oct 11, 2000
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The number of rejection far outweighs the number of acceptances...

Statistics is your friend.
 

z0mb13

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Originally posted by: freebee
It used to be so much simpler when you could club'em over the head and drag'em back to the cave.

HUAHHAWUAHWUA

I actually laughed
 

Grasshopper27

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Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
So, sounds like Thumper dumped you and gave you advice on how to find another squeeze.
*must hurt HappyPuppy*
*must hurt HappyPuppy*
*must hurt HappyPuppy*

LOL!

I've talked about her friends before, she has perhaps a half dozen girl-friends that she goes out with, or sometimes just hangs out with. One of them was dumped just before Christmas so Thumper took her clubbing on New Year's Eve to try and find her a guy. She did to, but then the idiot guy wouldn't ask her out!!!

Grasshopper
 

glenn1

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One of her friends was trying to get this guy to ask her out, she spent all New Year's Eve trying to tell him, "hey, I want to be asked out, ask me out, please!" but since many women won't come out and say that, she didn't get asked out cause he was an idiot.

Or alternatively, he might not have cared to ask her out. But i guess that possibility never occurred to Thumper's friend.
 

PlatinumGold

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check out the pic of my family. in my sig below, but only if you have broad band.

I've always been very selective of the women i date. when i married my wife at 30 yrs of age, i'd only dated 4 other women in my life.
 

HappyPuppy

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Originally posted by: Grasshopper27
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
So, sounds like Thumper dumped you and gave you advice on how to find another squeeze.
*must hurt HappyPuppy*
*must hurt HappyPuppy*
*must hurt HappyPuppy*

LOL!

I've talked about her friends before, she has perhaps a half dozen girl-friends that she goes out with, or sometimes just hangs out with. One of them was dumped just before Christmas so Thumper took her clubbing on New Year's Eve to try and find her a guy. She did to, but then the idiot guy wouldn't ask her out!!!

Grasshopper



Sure. We understand, Grasshopper. It happens even to the best of us. You can't recover, though, until you admit your loss. I feel for you, my friend. It hurts to lose your loved one. You will heal in time, though.
 

Soybomb

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Originally posted by: Grasshopper27
she didn't get asked out cause he was an idiot.
She was an idiot too then for not asking him out. Its a 2 way street

 

boyRacer

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Oct 1, 2001
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Originally posted by: Soybomb
Originally posted by: Grasshopper27
she didn't get asked out cause he was an idiot.
She was an idiot too then for not asking him out. Its a 2 way street

LOL... and if she did he would feel dckless for having girls ask him hahaha... and he would think shes too aggressive... hmmm... some guys don't mind though... ahem...
 

jjones

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Ask enough women and a few will say yes, then you've got yourself a date for Saturday night!
The key to success in getting dates. Don't be afraid to hear a few no's, you'll eventually get a yes; so the sooner you get the no's out of the way the sooner you'll get to the yes. And the more you practice this, you'll find the fewer no's you'll receive.

This I learned early in life.
 

Grasshopper27

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Originally posted by: BoYRaCeR
LOL... and if she did he would feel dckless for having girls ask him hahaha... and he would think shes too aggressive... hmmm... some guys don't mind though... ahem...
Nope, we don't...

Thumper did after all ask me to marry her, so go figure...

(yes, I did the formal romantic asking about a month later, but she asked me to marry her over a month before then)

Grasshopper
 

trmiv

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For me the asking out part isn't too hard, it's the finding and meeting women to ask out that seems to be the trouble.
 
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