Rate how painful this face plant accident is....with 110% POLE!!!!

[imported_goku]

I don't get why he crashed, looked like the bike fell apart but when they come close to the bike, they show it and looks fine..

 

[Cuhulainn]

my face hurts after watching all three of those.

gotta give the attempted darwin award to the escalator guy though.. good plan, buddy.

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

Seems liek it hurts but its not something that causes me to cringe..

You need closeups.

I Remember watching a skateboarder fall after riding on the rail and his wrist was completely dislocated/broken that it looked funny, and he kept screaming "OMFG MY WRIST." Now that makes you cringe... All I see is blood in this video, nothing that will really make me imagine something hurting..

 

[VanTheMan]

Originally posted by: goku
I don't get why he crashed, looked like the bike fell apart but when they come close to the bike, they show it and looks fine..

On the close up of the bike, you can see that the front wheel collapsed under the force of the impact. All three of those were crazy. In the escalator one I love when his friend says "I told your @$$ dude!" Obviously the jumper thought something other than him doing a face plant was going to happen.

 

[BuckNaked]

Originally posted by: goku
I don't get why he crashed, looked like the bike fell apart but when they come close to the bike, they show it and looks fine..

Look closer at the front rim, it had collapsed and blew off the tire...

This stuff makes me cringe...

 

[PurdueRy]

Originally posted by: VanTheMan

Originally posted by: goku
I don't get why he crashed, looked like the bike fell apart but when they come close to the bike, they show it and looks fine..

On the close up of the bike, you can see that the front wheel collapsed under the force of the impact. All three of those were crazy. In the escalator one I love when his friend says "I told your @$$ dude!" Obviously the jumper thought something other than him doing a face plant was going to happen.

Attempting to be superman perhaps?

 

[latino666]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper
ROFL, that's up there with the kid riding straight into the wall.

http://gorillamask.net/videobikewall.shtml

Holy crap that was in Detroit at Earhart Middle School. Like 5 seconds from the house I use to live at.

If I remember right me and my cousin drove past them while they were recording. To bad we did not see that though. It was weird to see that many white people in that area of Detroit.

As for the other video I give it a 9. A 10 would be if his head came off

 

[Baked]

Always wear a helmet, neck braces, and mouth piece when you do this kinda ******, at least to protect your face. Broken legs and arms w/ bones sticking out are not covered.

 

[Kadarin]

Well, in the first vid, they don't show the guy's face after impact. I wouldn't be surprised if a significant part of it rubbed off on the asphalt.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper
ROFL, that's up there with the kid riding straight into the wall.

http://gorillamask.net/videobikewall.shtml

LOL, thanks for finding that again :thumbsup:

 

[KoolDrew]

Ouch...

 

[PurdueRy]

http://www.break.com/index/very_painful_face_plant.html

http://www.break.com/index/skater_hits_head_on_street.html

How could we forget that one too?

 

[RbSX]

holy sh!t I burst out laughing when I saw that, it was a pity laugh because I wonder how humanity will survive with these kinds of people on the face of the earth.

hah, crap!

9/10

 

[Qianglong]

can someone post video of that elevator clip?

 

[chambersc]

Billy Bob, Varsity blues:

"10. ****** 10!"

 

[Xyo II]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper
ROFL, that's up there with the kid riding straight into the wall.

http://gorillamask.net/videobikewall.shtml

Was that a tooth on the ground? That looked like it hurt REALLY bad.

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

needs moar jew hat face plant guy

 

[RaiderJ]

Originally posted by: Judgement
Gave it a 9 because there is always room for improvement.

 

[Krazy4Real]

ouch. Gave it a 9.

 

[KarenMarie]

I watched him hit the ground, bounce on his face and had no desire to watch it further.

I am not sure what degree of permanent damage that caused, but it cannot be good.

 

[chambersc]

Originally posted by: KarenMarie
I watched him hit the ground, bounce on his face and had no desire to watch it further.

I am not sure what degree of permanent damage that caused, but it cannot be good.

Agreed. I predict permanent scarrage.

 

[Zolty]

1, no way he felt anything, until he regained consciousness

 

[SP33Demon]

8

 

[JackBurton]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper
ROFL, that's up there with the kid riding straight into the wall.

http://gorillamask.net/videobikewall.shtml

LOL. That kid sucks at bike riding.

 

[mordantmonkey]

what a moron
that jump obviously can't be done successfully with that bike. if he had a downhill full suspension he probably would have been fine.... or hey, even a full face helmet? what a dumbass.