Originally posted by: dudeman007
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I think I'm in falling in love
so how bout teh sex?
Originally posted by: DyslexicHobo
What's the meter?
i'm a grammar nazi and this line isn't sitting well with me. take out 'for'.You are the best of the best, for that I'm sure
Very well may be the most creative (and accurate) poetic genius ever displayed in Off Topic.Originally posted by: Shame
Condensed version:
I stalked you once. I stalked you twice.
Your protective order ended thrice.
I dug a pit, I dug it deep.
If you come over, is where you'll sleep.
Originally posted by: UbiSunt
Why Heroic couplets? An Italian sonnet would be more approapriate for the subject matter.
Originally posted by: xirtam
Every night while I lie in bed,
*Only thoughts of you run through my head
Each waking moment I think about you.
*And I wish you felt the same way I do. *
*I close my eyes and hear your beautiful voice, *
It would be all I heard if I had the choice.
Your gleaming eyes are filled with allure
*You're the best of the best, of that I'm sure *
*Though I have long desired to show you how I feel, *
*Fear of rejection places me on uneven keel*
*As I think of how it could be so nice, *
*I want to tell you, but then I think twice. *
I want the feeling to be mutual.
*I want more than an average dating ritual. *
I want our time to be exceptional,
*I want every moment to be memorable. *
My only desire for you and me
Is to be more than friends, with intimacy
It doesn't feel like my feelings and I will part.
So in this small box I give you the key to my heart.
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My proposed changes are in the lines marked by stars
On either end, just don't tell her that you're from Mars
And she from Venus, for then she might flip out
And give you the finger, and then you'll strike out.
Originally posted by: suse920
Originally posted by: brigden
Shite.
Originally posted by: loki8481
Originally posted by: suse920
Originally posted by: brigden
Shite.
indeed.
Originally posted by: DyslexicHobo
Originally posted by: loki8481
Originally posted by: suse920
Originally posted by: brigden
Shite.
indeed.
That's fine if you think it's bad, can you at least tell me why?
Originally posted by: loki8481
Originally posted by: DyslexicHobo
Originally posted by: loki8481
Originally posted by: suse920
Originally posted by: brigden
Shite.
indeed.
That's fine if you think it's bad, can you at least tell me why?
cliche, rhyme scheme doesn't really work, most of the rhymes seems forced, and an erratic syllable pattern is a bad thing to have when writing couplets.
Originally posted by: Mo0o
I am very angsty
So I write poems
Even though I can't.
But that's ok because
I just write a sentence
and randomly insert
returns. Wow I'm deep.