Real Deep Thoughts

[ShizNitz]

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

 

[BlkDragon6]

There once was a man who loved his land. He loved his land so much that he built a woman out of his land. Finally, they decided to get married. When the priest said "It is now time to kiss the bride", the man kissed her and she crumbled to dust. Then the priest said "ashes to ashes, dust to dust". Some people laughed so he took out a shotgun and killed them all.

 

[Jittles]

Life is like a quiet forest pool. It just makes you want to throw a big rock right into the center of, but when you try to get the rock out of the ground you trip and fall and roll down to the edge of the pool, then this big hawaiian guy comes out and gets all pissed cuz he was screwin his wife next to the pool cuz she thought it was pretty, then....

 

[althor27]

Ok, who do we know that shouldn't be workin down at the post office....everyone in this thread!

 

[loup garou]

<< Ok, who do we know that shouldn't be workin down at the post office....everyone in this thread! >>



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You do know what &quot;Deep Thoughts&quot; are, don't you?

 

[Ameesh]

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<< Ok, who do we know that shouldn't be workin down at the post office....everyone in this thread! >>



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You do know what &quot;Deep Thoughts&quot; are, don't you? >>




thoughts about the pool or wells or the ocean.

 

[ShizNitz]

Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer.

 

[creedog]

&quot;hey, free dummy&quot;

 

[BlkDragon6]

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man crying

 

[loup garou]

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<< Ok, who do we know that shouldn't be workin down at the post office....everyone in this thread! >>



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You do know what &quot;Deep Thoughts&quot; are, don't you? >>




thoughts about the pool or wells or the ocean. >>



Ummm...

Deep Thoughts

 

[palad]

As a wise man once said, &quot;there are no stupid people, just misguided,&quot; you look at yourself and say, hah, told you so.


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