Dr. Phil is interested in most of you sickos coming on the show. it's a new illness called OCN, Obsessive Compulsive Nerdmania.
There are sub categories as well. For example, if you are an overly friendly female with OCN, then you have OCNN, or Obsessive Compulsive Nympho-Nerdmania. I never met a gal with OCNN, though I would like to.....