REALLY, Hollywood? Really?

[shortylickens]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1068242/

Do you even know how fucking pathetic you are?

 

[her209]

You just found out about the remake now?

 

[zinfamous]

This is our time, yo.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

remaking every movie ever made 2 and 3 times is very effective.

 

[biostud]

it's because of movie piracy they don't have money to invest in original screenplays

 

[Ns1]

doesn't matter, you're just going to download the finished product anyway

 

[NuclearNed]

I'm old enough that I saw the original at the theater. It was not a great movie, but at least it was fun.

Based on the the trailer for the remake that I recently saw, it looks like they've successfully removed the fun. So that leaves us with "not a great movie"

 

[OutHouse]

Add fright night to the remake list

 

[SMOGZINN]

It will be remade, and in 3d, because approximately 2 billion people will go see it. Remakes of already popular movies have turned out to be very profitable. Why would they not make a movie that will make eleventy trillion dollars with almost no chance of it being a flop? Don't like it, don't go see it.

 

[Anubis]

lol other then dennis quaid i dont know a single person in that

 

[KeithTalent]

I saw the preview before Rise of the Planet of the Apes and wow, what a piece of shit that looks like. Also, this was an implausible premise 20+ years ago, now it's just insane. Where the hell in the United States of America would you NOT be allowed to dance. Plus the cast is ugly. Stupid.

KT

 

[dank69]

I saw the preview before Rise of the Planet of the Apes and wow, what a piece of shit that looks like. Also, this was an implausible premise 20+ years ago, now it's just insane. Where the hell in the United States of America would you NOT be allowed to dance. Plus the cast is ugly. Stupid.

KT

Well whatshername did win the straw poll.

 

[Lithium381]

prettysoon, you will NOT be allowed to dance KT....... obama thinks dancing will raise health-care costs due to twisted ankles and stuff..... forget that it's good cardio.

 

[soulcougher73]

You just found out about the remake now?

This. Also they are remaking Dirty Dancing. Thought you should know now instead of in 6 months

 

[AznAnarchy99]

What a stupid plot. "How do we save our kids from getting into car accidents? I KNOW BAN DANCING"

 

[ShawnD1]

What a stupid plot. "How do we save our kids from getting into car accidents? I KNOW BAN DANCING"

I've heard equally stupid argument before. Did you know some dumb ass thought cutting penises makes people less likely to jerk off? Clearly that didn't work. I'm jerking off at work right now as I'm typing this. That's how much it didn't work.

Then there was also that "just say no" campaign with drugs. We all know how well that works.

Then there was "just say no" to sex. That didn't work.

Then it changed to "no means no" and that didn't work.

Now they say you're supposed to yell "fire" instead of "rape" and I'm guessing that doesn't work. If you yell fire, I'm running the hell away. I don't want to die.

 

[BoomerD]

Add to the list of stupid re-makes...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1760943/

 

[bfdd]

I'd rather see old content re-named and re-hashed than some remake.

 

[SMOGZINN]

This. Also they are remaking Dirty Dancing. Thought you should know now instead of in 6 months

Also every other movie that ever made a profit.
Also every cartoon you liked as a child as a live action move.
Also everything not in 3d in 3d.

I simply can't think of an example that is so ridiculous that Hollywood is not already doing it.

 

[sactoking]

What's worse, unnecessary remakes or unending sequels?

Austin Powers 4? Land Before Time XII?

 

[ShawnD1]

What's worse, unnecessary remakes or unending sequels?

Austin Powers 4? Land Before Time XII?

Sometimes sequels are worth watching. I was watching Ass Worship 8 and it was every bit as good as Ass Worship 1

 

[bfdd]

Sometimes sequels are worth watching. I was watching Ass Worship 8 and it was every bit as good as Ass Worship 1

I've heard the same about the Asian Island Whores series.

 

[Veevester]

This is exactly why I rarely go to the movies

 

[nageov3t]

I'm predicting a clusterfuck.

first it was supposed to star Zack Effron.

then he dropped out and it was going to star Chase Crawford.

then he dropped out and now some stranger bitch is playing the lead.

 

[Texashiker]

Its official, Hollywood has run out of ideas.