Really lame pick up lines....

[sillymofo]

"Got a quarter? My mom told me to call her whenever I fall in love.":lips::heart:


:beer: Add yours :beer:

 

[naruto1988]

0/10

 

[ironcrotch]

Stick out your butt.

 

[DingDingDao]

Originally posted by: ironcrotch
Stick out your butt.

bwaahahahaha

I'm going to try something...

 

[yhelothar]

Originally posted by: ironcrotch
Stick out your butt.

:beer:

 

[sillymofo]

Actually, the one that I've used was "Nice shoes, wanna fcuk?"

 

[StageLeft]

Suck me, beautiful.

 

[dennisjai215]

i like "NICE LEGS, what time do they open?"
or "is that a mirror in your pocket? cause i can see myself in them pants"

 

[ironcrotch]

Originally posted by: DingDingDao

Originally posted by: ironcrotch
Stick out your butt.

bwaahahahaha

I'm going to try something...

HAHAHA..

 

[Wahsapa]

as we say in calculus.... wanna be a tanget to my curves?

 

[NFactor]

Originally posted by: Wahsapa
as we say in calculus.... wanna be a tanget to my curves?

Game over, you win.

 

[Schadenfroh]

"does this smell like chloroform to you?"

also

"nice shoes, wanna fvk?"

 

[Rainsford]

Overheard someone acctually say this to a girl in a bar last weekend...

"Hey, this guy you're here with looks like a loser. Want to hang with a real man?"

I almost choked on my beer.

 

[Yossarian]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
"does this smell like chloroform to you?"

HAHAH nothing like a visit from the ether bunny.

 

[Rage187]

Wanna go back to my place, order a pizza and fvck?



no?


Why, you dont like pizza?

 

[Iron Woode]

I actually said this to a hot looking woman last week:

OMGHI2U

I felt like a dork.

 

[zugzoog]

Do you fvsk on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Can I see your t$ts,
or would you show them to me?


Rodney Rude.

 

[OutHouse]

If you and I were two squirrles, could i bust a nut in your hole?

 

[ironcrotch]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode
I actually said this to a hot looking woman last week:

OMGHI2U

I felt like a dork.

HAHAH spit take.. i've been tempted to say OMGHI2U to girls, good thing i haven't.

 

[booger711]

if i were to rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and I together. real cheesy

 

[ThePresence]

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: ironcrotch

Originally posted by: Iron Woode
I actually said this to a hot looking woman last week:

OMGHI2U

I felt like a dork.

HAHAH spit take.. i've been tempted to say OMGHI2U to girls, good thing i haven't.

atleast she laughed.

Unlike most of the guys on this board I actually have no problem meeting and carrying on a conversation with a woman.

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
"does this smell like chloroform to you?"

I love that one

 

[KeithP]

Okay...this one is a bit visual so you will have to use a little imagination.

Hold your open hand close to your face (palm to nose).

Move hand in circular motion.

Then say, "Just clearing a place for you to sit."



-KeithP

 

[Twista]

Originally posted by: naruto1988
0/10

wtf -1/100