Originally posted by: Iron Woode
I actually said this to a hot looking woman last week:
OMGHI2U
I felt like a dork.
bwahahahaha
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
I actually said this to a hot looking woman last week:
OMGHI2U
I felt like a dork.
Originally posted by: Wahsapa
as we say in calculus.... wanna be a tanget to my curves?
Originally posted by: hdeck
Originally posted by: Wahsapa
as we say in calculus.... wanna be a tanget to my curves?
you butched that one. it's "i wish i were a derivative so i could be tangent to your curves"
Originally posted by: jagec
Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
"does this smell like chloroform to you?"
I love that one
Originally posted by: Kibbo
This actually happened.
Sitting at a bar, next to a girl slightly older than me. (I was 22 at the time, she was 26ish)
Guy walks up to her, says "Does your alarm clock work?"
She picks up her purse and walks out with him.
I just dunno anymore.
Originally posted by: oboeguy
If I said you have a great body, would you hold it against me?
Originally posted by: zugzoog
Do you fvsk on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Can I see your t$ts,
or would you show them to me?
Rodney Rude.
Originally posted by: Kibbo
This actually happened.
Sitting at a bar, next to a girl slightly older than me. (I was 22 at the time, she was 26ish)
Guy walks up to her, says "Does your alarm clock work?"
She picks up her purse and walks out with him.
I just dunno anymore.