Originally posted by: zugzoog
Do you fvsk on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Can I see your t$ts,
or would you show them to me?
Rodney Rude.
BLown to much of me time, buying dinner and wine and me money on flowers and lollies
only to find what on me mind isnt on hers and shes sorry.
So ive made up some lines that save wasting time and keep me from blowing me brass, im ever so cool i just prop on a stool right next to hers and i ask, "Do ya fvck on first dates", " Does your dad own a brewerey, could i feel your tits, or would show em to me"
"Cause you got a nice ed, and you look pretty honest, say me face will be leaving in a quarter of an hour, id like you to be on it"
You know how it feels when you first meet a sheila, and the bullsh!t you gotta go through. Like calling her up and telling her you love her, when all that youd love is just to screw.
But she wants to hold hands, i for you to meet her old man, and sit around for hours and talk.
But me knew method is, you just cut through the sh!t and get down to the goodies straight off.
"Do you fvck on first dates, doe your dad own a brewery, could i feel your t!ts, or would you show em to me, Do you sleep in the nick, dya give head very often, if we can decide your place or mine, we can fvck off then!"
So teh next time you see a good looking sheila and youd give a weeks pay to hold her dont sit acting dumb, just front her full on and drop a few lines that i told you.
This new method of mine may not work every time, but then again no method will. Ive been spat at and slapped, and kneed in the kn@ckers, but then ive got a few fvcks as well.
"Do you fvck on first dates, does your dad own a brewery, could i feel your t!ts, or would you show em to me? If the answer is no, to the questions above, be a good sport and give me the name, of a girlfriend who will".
Kevin Bl00dy Wilson
Do You Fvck On First Dates?