Reasons why anyone should get married

[moshquerade]

Post them here.

 

[Jeeebus]

Because the Moshquerade/Jeeebus reception party would be awesome.

 

[Mucho]

Everyone needs a scapegoat.

 

[darkxshade]

<crickets>

 

[Beev]

It would be really funny if this thread ended up having 0 "real" replies

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Beev
It would be really funny if this thread ended up having 0 "real" replies

or if it was timewarped into oblivion :Q

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
Because the Moshquerade/Jeeebus reception party would be awesome.

A reception is a reason for someone to get married? Hell, we could just throw a killer party anytime. :thumbsup:

 

[darkxshade]

A marriage is a great way for a guy to insure that his SO is well taken cared of when they get a divorce.

 

[nickbits]

greencard

 

[moshquerade]

moar please.

i want to compile all of the reasons.

 

[Jeeebus]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
Because the Moshquerade/Jeeebus reception party would be awesome.

A reception is a reason for someone to get married? Hell, we could just throw a killer party anytime. :thumbsup:

that may be a better idea. Selling my wife on the new marriage/party might be difficult, but I'm confident that once I inform her about the beret, she'd be on-board.

 

[Sea Moose]

a poor girl can get rich fast through divorce proceedings

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Jeeebus

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
Because the Moshquerade/Jeeebus reception party would be awesome.

A reception is a reason for someone to get married? Hell, we could just throw a killer party anytime. :thumbsup:

that may be a better idea. Selling my wife on the new marriage/party might be difficult, but I'm confident that once I inform her about the beret, she'd be on-board.

:laugh:

 

[chitwood]

tax break

 

[ViviTheMage]

Might as well, haha.

 

[SonnyDaze]

1. Tired of cooking for yourself
2. Tired of doing your own laundry
3. Tired of having a good sex life
4. Tired of saving your hard earned money
5. Tired of still living with your parents at 35
6. Tired of being able to play golf, go to the gym, fishing, hunting, etc. when you want
7. Tired of going out and having a few cold ones when you want and coming home when you want to
8. Tired of having a nice looking vehicle that is kept clean inside and out
9. Tired of being able to find things where you last left them
10. Tired of leaving the lid up on the toilet (applies to guys)


Basically you just get married when you're real tired.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: SonnyDaze
1. Tired of cooking for yourself
2. Tired of doing your own laundry
3. Tired of having a good sex life
4. Tired of saving your hard earned money
5. Tired of still living with your parents at 35
6. Tired of being able to play golf, go to the gym, fishing, hunting, etc. when you want
7. Tired of going out and having a few cold ones when you want and coming home when you want to
8. Tired of having a nice looking vehicle that is kept clean inside and out
9. Tired of being able to find things where you last left them
10. Tired of leaving the lid up on the toilet (applies to guys)


Basically you just get married when you're real tired.

But can't you just live with someone and get the same?

 

[Chryso]

So your children aren't bastards.

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

People get married because they think things can only get better.

For a man, the pinnacle is the honneymoon. He'll believe for years that things will actually get better but they won't. He'll except that he is little more than a dead man walking or get divorced.

EDIT: I am a dead man walking. To costly to divorce now that I have kids.

 

[Sea Moose]

You got me good the other night Jeebus

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Chryso
So your children aren't bastards.

so if you get a woman pregnant you should marry her just for that reason?

 

[Chryso]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Chryso
So your children aren't bastards.

so if you get a woman pregnant you should marry her just for that reason?

How could she get pregnant before you are married?

 

[HardcoreRobot]

something related to god, ill leave a resident believer to describe the details

 

[slsmnaz]

because we are actually perfect together and wanted to make a binding commitment. Not really a difficult choice

 

[nakedfrog]

Is "love" just too obvious or what?