"Don't cheat on me or fuck me over. I found out my ex was cheating on me, and confronted him about it. He said he didn't. So, I took a crowbar to his brand new cars aftermarket rims. Then that night he called all upset, saying how somebody vandalized his 2 week old car. I told him how horrible that was, and how sad that was. The next day I went to his work to surprise him for lunch, and the secretary paged him letting him know I was here. He responded on the intercom really rushed saying hold on. I went back a minute or two later and he was buttoning his shirt and pants still. So, I put honey, Mt Dew, and sugar in the gas tank. That wasn't even the worst I did, because I also cut his brake lines."
"Don't hurt me, I will make your life hell if you do. My family is friends with a judge in x county, and they will pull court records"
"I love you" after talking for 2 weeks
"If we had dated when we first met, I wouldn't have a kid right now and my life would be so much better"
The girls ex-bf calling me saying "if you call her again, I'll kill you"
Laying on the couch together, and are talking about anal which she has never done. When you say "well we can if you want", she leaps up and over the back of the couch, runs to her room, and runs back with lube to get banged in the butt.
I'm sure there are more
"Don't hurt me, I will make your life hell if you do. My family is friends with a judge in x county, and they will pull court records"
"I love you" after talking for 2 weeks
"If we had dated when we first met, I wouldn't have a kid right now and my life would be so much better"
The girls ex-bf calling me saying "if you call her again, I'll kill you"
Laying on the couch together, and are talking about anal which she has never done. When you say "well we can if you want", she leaps up and over the back of the couch, runs to her room, and runs back with lube to get banged in the butt.
I'm sure there are more
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