Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Typical AOL Chatroom Bullsh!t. Who gives a damn if the skank you are sleeping with wont let you pork her in the morning? Maybe she preferred sleeping to some Oily Faced Pimple Farmer goosing her for 2 minutes trying to get his raisins plump. Who knows, maybe she has her mornings reserved for your brother!don't really find it embarrasing, I mean, the only guys who've never had this happen to them are the same guys who've never kissed a woman, or ever been close to even having the opportunity to have this happen.
But it's so appropriate here.Time for a new insult Red Dawn? That one's getting mighty old.
hehehe.. like you didn't expect it!Thanks red, I love you too
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Typical AOL Chatroom Bullsh!t. Who gives a damn if the skank you are sleeping with wont let you pork her in the morning? Maybe she preferred sleeping to some Oily Faced Pimple Farmer goosing her for 2 minutes trying to get his raisins plump. Who knows, maybe she has her mornings reserved for your brother!don't really find it embarrasing, I mean, the only guys who've never had this happen to them are the same guys who've never kissed a woman, or ever been close to even having the opportunity to have this happen.
Bad morning? No, not at allwow, tell us how you really feel. bad morning today RD?
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Bad morning? No, not at allwow, tell us how you really feel. bad morning today RD?
Originally posted by: notfred
us: stuff...
gf: "hey, you have to go to work"
me: "no one cares if I'm late"
gf: "you shouldn't be late, get up and go to work" *rolls over*
Doh!
I'm now posting from work, btw....
Originally posted by: spazntwich1
How hard do I have to try to draw Red Dawn's ire to actually get it?
He's the only person on this whole damn board who can insult someone effectively.
Typical AOL Chatroom Bullsh!t. Who gives a damn if the skank you are sleeping with wont let you pork her in the morning? Maybe she preferred sleeping to some Oily Faced Pimple Farmer goosing her for 2 minutes trying to get his raisins plump. Who knows, maybe she has her mornings reserved for your brother!
Originally posted by: notfred
Originally posted by: spazntwich1
How hard do I have to try to draw Red Dawn's ire to actually get it?
He's the only person on this whole damn board who can insult someone effectively.
Try starting a stupid thread about your gf not sleeping w/ you, that seems to work
Originally posted by: spazntwich1
Originally posted by: notfred
Originally posted by: spazntwich1
How hard do I have to try to draw Red Dawn's ire to actually get it?
He's the only person on this whole damn board who can insult someone effectively.
Try starting a stupid thread about your gf not sleeping w/ you, that seems to work
I'd be lying if I said I had a gf.
Originally posted by: Electric Amish
You'll fit right in around here.
amish
That is what all the loners say to make themselves feel better about being single.Haha! The thing is, I don't WANT a gf right now. That makes me just a little different from the rest of the crowd, no?
Originally posted by: minendo
That is what all the loners say to make themselves feel better about being single.Haha! The thing is, I don't WANT a gf right now. That makes me just a little different from the rest of the crowd, no?
Well it is good to hear that ol' lefty and righty are providing you with all the attention you need.I'm not a loner. What I meant to imply was I'm getting all of the attention I need, without any of the commitment.
Originally posted by: spazntwich1
Originally posted by: minendo
That is what all the loners say to make themselves feel better about being single.Haha! The thing is, I don't WANT a gf right now. That makes me just a little different from the rest of the crowd, no?
I'm not a loner. What I meant to imply was I'm getting all of the attention I need, without any of the commitment.
Thus, I have no desire for a true 'girlfriend' right now.
Originally posted by: LordMaul
Originally posted by: spazntwich1
Originally posted by: minendo
That is what all the loners say to make themselves feel better about being single.Haha! The thing is, I don't WANT a gf right now. That makes me just a little different from the rest of the crowd, no?
I'm not a loner. What I meant to imply was I'm getting all of the attention I need, without any of the commitment.
Thus, I have no desire for a true 'girlfriend' right now.
Yeah, but wait until your fingers start cramping. Then you'll have to switch to sheep, and then who knows what'll happen!
:Q
Originally posted by: minendo
Well it is good to hear that ol' lefty and righty are providing you with all the attention you need.I'm not a loner. What I meant to imply was I'm getting all of the attention I need, without any of the commitment.
Yeah, but wait until your fingers start cramping. Then you'll have to switch to sheep, and then who knows what'll happen!
I've got plenty of enemies. You just make it one more.Minendo, do you have an official enemy yet? I'd love to be yours.
Where did I assume that no one on this board can get a girl? Does you being an idiot count as a more enlightened opinion?Go take your assumptions that nobody on this board can get a girl and... replace them with more enlightened opinions.
Yeah, but wait until your fingers start cramping.