Released From Prison Last Night

[Perknose]

The first thing I need to say is that I was totally innocent.

I found the ambiance and accoutrements somewhat wanting.

The place was a deferred maintenance nightmare.

Luckily, I had a my own personal waste hole.

My winsome lawyer charmed the judge and got me early release.

 

[lxskllr]

Your lawyer's pretty. Did you see Al's room?

 

[ronbo613]

Looks like the rooms in the Section 8 flophouse next door

 

[shortylickens]

Wait!
Is it true?!?
Do we finally have verified pics of Olds basement!!?????

 

[BD231]

Damn you had a toilet ? Lucky bastard.

 

[Charmonium]

Your mind is the prison.

 

[KMFJD]

Stayed at the old jail in Ottawa a while ago, they turned it into a hostel.

 

[Perknose]

Stayed at the old jail in Ottawa a while ago, they turned it into a hostel.

You misspelled "hostile."

 

[McLovin]

The first thing I need to say is that I was totally innocent.

I found the ambiance and accoutrements somewhat wanting.

The place was a deferred maintenance nightmare.

Luckily, I had a my own personal waste hole.

My winsome lawyer charmed the judge and got me early release.

Didn't think you looked like that at all! I'm assuming that's your daughter?

 

[Cappuccino]

Did you see Crono inside?????

 

[Mayne]

Why does Santa look all pumped up?

 

[TheVrolok]

Is that Eastern Penn? Haven't gone down there for some time. My wife has never been, should take her. Maybe around Halloween.
Even if not, great pics!

 

[Perknose]

Your lawyer's pretty. Did you see Al's room?

Yeah. Apparently, he had a tonsillectomy performed while there.

Didn't think you looked like that at all! I'm assuming that's your daughter?

Hey, I didn't think I looked like that either!

As for Brett, she's my buddy Bill's daughter. She's home visiting from London, where she lives and does high fashion, which is a truly cutthroat business. However, she remains grounded and down to earth, not full of herself at all, a true sweetheart.

Did you see Crono inside?????

Couldn't avoid him. He controls the cigarettes and shiv cartel.

Why does Santa look all pumped up?

Never pumped or was a gym queen of any sort in my life. I was a competitive swimmer and a wrestler. My muscles, such as they are, are all natural. No steroids, no pumping, no bullshit. For exercise, I bike or do laps in the pool at the 'Y'.

 

[Perknose]

Is that Eastern Penn? Haven't gone down there for some time. My wife has never been, should take her. Maybe around Halloween.
Even if not, great pics!

Yup, Eastern Penn. I never went, but I believe at Halloween they have let you stay overnight. Could be wrong about that, though.

 

[TheVrolok]

Yup, Eastern Penn. I never went, but I believe at Halloween they have let you stay overnight. Could be wrong about that, though.

I'm not sure about staying overnight, it's been years for me, but Terror Behind the Walls, Eastern Penn's Halloween attraction is AWESOME for Halloween/scare fans. Highly recommended.

 

[sdifox]

Damn it, I guess my twenty dollar bribe wasn't enough for the guard to forget to release you.

 

[Perknose]

I'm assuming that's your daughter?

As reported earlier in this thread, nope, she's my buddy Bill's daughter. She's back visiting the 'rents from England. Last night her folks and I went to see a play in Philly, THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO THOMAS JEFFERSON, CHARLES DICKENS AND COUNT LEO TOLSTOY: DISCORD.

Beforehand, we had dinner at their house. Bill had some joyously "weird" music playing, and Brett was dancing to it in the kitchen. I laughed and asked if I could take a vid. This prompted a memory of when she was little of her Dad making breakfast in the kitchen while playing Sousa march music. When it was ready, all four would "precision" march around a painting her Mom had made that was stapled to the kitchen floor.

Her throwaway tag line was, "At the time, I thought this was all "normal."

Btw, her Mom is an extremely talented artist.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Your lawyer's pretty. Did you see Al's room?

Pretty? She's a hottie!

 

[zinfamous]

Your lawyer is hot.

phone # plz?

 

[highland145]

Your lawyer is hot.

phone # plz?

867-5309

 

[Captante]

Came into this thread expecting so much more!

 

[BxgJ]

867-5309

Thanks for putting that song in my head.

 

[highland145]

Thanks for putting that song in my head.

 

[torpid]

No one with a beard like that is "Totally Innocent." It's just one of those universal laws.

 

[slayer202]

perk is the fucking best