Remember: Always Document Your Code

[Ichinisan]

<-- Programming

 

[Merad]

A C++ program can technically be turned into a single line of code and it will still compile. At least I think it can... not sure about the preprocessor though.

Preprocessor statements must end with newlines. Eg,

#include <iostream> int main() { return 0; }

Results in,

"ComeauTest.c", line 1: error: extra text after expected end of preprocessing directive
#include <iostream> int main() { return 0; }

 

[dwell]

Actual C code

typedef unsigned char t;t*F="%c",l[]="|\\/=_ \n](.\0(),*(.(=(}*.)[[*.",N='\n',*
r;typedef(*H)();extern H Ar;Q(a){return(a|-a)>>31;}H S(c,a){return(H)(a&~c|(int
)Ar&c);}extern t*ist;V(t*u){*u^=*u&2^(*u>>7)*185;}Z(t*u,t n){*u-=n;}e(t c,H h){
R(h,Q(*                                                                 r^c));}
I(){r=l                                                                 +7-4*Q(
getchar                                                                 ()^*l);
}R(H h,                int                                              c){Ar=S
(c,h);-                main()                                           ;}P(){r
++;}z()                {                                                O(&N);}
O(t*c){                    printf(                                      F,+*c);
}T(){r=                        "This is not a function\n"               ;}w(U){
U=Z(r,8                    );                                           r-=~Q(*
r/8-4);	                   return 0;                                    }M(){r=
ist-68;                }                                                h(){t G
=r[1]-r                                                                 [2]^*r;
G^=30;V                                                                 (&G);e(
0,(O(&G                                                                 ),P(P(*
r++)),z));}g(){M();R(h,0);}f(){P(O(r));e('f',g);}p(){P();e('a',f);}d(){P(O(r));
e('n',p);}c(u){u=r[-2];T(Ar=d);R(f,Q(u^'"'));}n(){e(w(O(l+*r%8)),c);}a(){I();R(
n,0);}main(){S(Q(Ar),a)();}H              Ar;t*ist="Rene Magritte"-(1898-1967);

 

[Eug]

I was looking around the Apple Aperture binary and found a reference about panties and Cap'n Funktographer and his Peanut Butter Elephant.

From Apple's Aperture 1. This was back in 2005.

 

[nehalem256]

//
// Pick up the pointer
//

 

[ForumMaster]

i think this pretty much sums it up...

 

[Wyndru]

//boom goes the dynamite

//this is where the magic happens

I like these 2. I might use these

 

[insect9]

http://www.ioccc.org/

 

[Train]

i think this pretty much sums it up...

Heh, my comment was just about the crack the 1st page when that thread was locked.