Remember that shutdown Trump WILL have?

[Engineer]

LOL....the WH says poor cheeto won't go to Mar-a-lago if the government shuts down. Cry me a fucking ocean!

 

[MomentsofSanity]

Donald is getting desperate to change the narrative.

They are doing just what they told him they would do when he said he would proudly own the shutdown. Just smells of desperation as 800,000 people prepare to with be furloughed or work without pay.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1076132028888825857

 

[K1052]

Hatch, Flake, and Alexander have now publicly stated that they will not vote to change the rules and eliminate the filibuster for this legislation. So that stable genius plan is totally dead.

 

[Engineer]

Donald is getting desperate to change the narrative.

They are doing just what they told him they would do when he said he would proudly own the shutdown. Just smells of desperation as 800,000 people prepare to with be furloughed or work without pay.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1076132028888825857

I admire this Senator....

https://www.yahoo.com/news/democratic-senator-calls-donald-trump-112530878.html

 

[MomentsofSanity]

Hatch, Flake, and Alexander have now publicly stated that they will not vote to change the rules and eliminate the filibuster for this legislation. So that stable genius plan is totally dead.

Well that takes care of that.

 

[Engineer]

There are no words! Fucking stable genius....buwhahahahahahahah!

https://twitter.com/x/status/1076084489422557184

 

[sactoking]

The Great Wall and Maginot Line are just as effective today as they ever were.

 

[Paratus]

The Great Wall and Maginot Line are just as effective today as they ever were.

Truer words have never been spoken.

 

[K1052]

The Great Wall and Maginot Line are just as effective today as they ever were.

China is still China and France is still France.

You can't argue with that, libs.

 

[Homerboy]

There are no words! Fucking stable genius....buwhahahahahahahah!

https://twitter.com/x/status/1076084489422557184

He's been on absolute FIRE all morning. I follow him on Twitter and read nearly every tweet as it comes through. If I had to rank all the days, thus far the past 24hrs has been the best twitter storms he's put out yet. It's just incredible.

 

[VRAMdemon]

You can't even parody this. Trump is our nation's greatest technology knower.

 

[MomentsofSanity]

A man who thinks he knows better than everyone will listen to no one. Has there ever been a subject he didn't claim to know more than anyone?

 

[K1052]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1076155078355181570

hahahaha

 

[MomentsofSanity]

What's funny is Trump keeps citing Patton for so many things military related. And yet Patton said "Fixed fortifications are monuments to man’s stupidity. If mountain ranges and oceans can be overcome, anything made by man can be overcome."

Patton is literally saying a man like Trump is stupid.

 

[hal2kilo]

You can't even parody this. Trump is our nation's greatest technology knower.

Hey man, if you know about wheels, you know everything you need to know.

 

[VRAMdemon]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1076155078355181570

hahahaha

Holy sheet...the first true thing he's said

 

[K1052]

Holy sheet...the first true thing he's said

When an unrelated truth and the administration's moronic strategy collide.

 

[thilanliyan]

EDIT: If the wall never gets built, does he get to keep the money?..Just asking for a friend..

It will work like his charity...Self-portraits aren't gonna buy themselves!!

 

[thilanliyan]

dp

 

[UberNeuman]

Funding achieved!



lol.

 

[kage69]

I admire this Senator....

https://www.yahoo.com/news/democratic-senator-calls-donald-trump-112530878.html

Before I clicked that link I thought 'It's probably Mazie Hirono, watch'

The lols, I have them. Damn straight lady.

 

[KMFJD]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1075959276349349888

did he slam the mike down at the end of this?

 

[Viper1j]

LOL....the WH says poor cheeto won't go to Mar-a-lago if the government shuts down. Cry me a fucking ocean!

Years from now, this will be a show on Comedy Central..

For now, Trump is still being a whiny, little bitch.

• Schumer: Trump is throwing a temper tantrum

Schumer to Trump: You will not get your wall

Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) tells President Trump to abandon his shutdown strategy, reminding Trump that Senate Republicans likely do not have the votes to pass funding for the border wall, which Trump initially promised would be paid for by Mexico.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1075959276349349888

did he slam the mike down at the end of this?

No he didn't, but he should have..

 

[UberNeuman]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1075959276349349888

did he slam the mike down at the end of this?

That’s the way, uh huh uh huh, I LIKE IT!

 

[Commodus]

LOL....the WH says poor cheeto won't go to Mar-a-lago if the government shuts down. Cry me a fucking ocean!

I suspect one of two things will happen:

1. Trump will go anyway, even if it means his security detail goes unpaid, because he can't stand the thought of not golfing.

2. He won't go golfing and he'll become even more insufferable.