KFC is THE WORST fast food? out there for causing me gastrointestinal distress, bar none.
It stopped being edibly digestible for me shortly after Pepsi Co. took it over and turned everything there into a fuster cluck of chemical mixes like the gravies, mashed potatoes and biscuits. Just look at that laundry list of preservatives, additives and fillers just in the colonels secret sauce. Now they even add BEEF flavoring to their GRILLED CHICKEN seasoning mix. Which is TRULY DISGUSTING!
The last time I ate there about 4 years ago, about an hour after eating there, I literally had to suddenly pull over and projectile vomit about 5 times in a parking lot, and then almost passed out from the pounding headache. And you don't even want to know what else happened "down south" a few hours after that. That sure was fast food all right. And I hadn't eaten there since.
That being said, Pepsi Co. spun off the food giants KFC, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut and Long John Silvers into Yum! Brands in 1997 (oh, the bitter tasteless irony!). But not everything they touch is cursed with unholy corporate chemical crappiness. The problem here seems to be that their "food" companies are run under completely separate corporate management teams using different quality control and food suppliers.
Remember all the stomach and intestinal problems people reported when Olestra was dumped on an unsuspecting public as a food? Now let's just imagine, only for arguments sake of course, that some cheap assed fast food company looking to cut food costs by adding nasty chemical crap to food might be frying up darn near everything in a greasy oily mix of that, and then also adding it to mixes, batters, sauces and condiments, too. Sound tasty and delicious yet? And then they can just conveniently hide all the gut wrenching ingredients when people complain by saying it's a confidential trade secret whenever anyone craps their pants and projectile vomits on the cashiers from eating it and demands their money back.
And "food" made like that is definitely lower calories than other fast food, too. Since your body can't properly digest the congealed and preserved chemical slop and you puke it back up or it sprays out uncontrollably a few hours later.
A disgusting company like that only survives as a consumers intestinal parasite because there are always clueless parents willing to fork out money for a fast and cheap feed bucket of pig slop just to stuff their family of screaming fat brats they don't like that much anyway.
Why do I get the impression that this is what you look like?:
I can definitely tell you're the life of the party.
kittenbebe said:"3 years ago, i was craving a chicken sandwich and used to LOVE kfc's chicken, so i decided to stop there and order one through the drive-thru. however, as i got home, i came to find it was far from the pleasant experience i was used to. not only did i find strange hard & crunchy bits in the chicken, a few hours later i wound up puking all of it and was horrified to find everything was black. since then, i shudder every time i see a commercial on tv and even more as i pass one by. actually, it's extremely hard to get me to even eat chicken now. kfc definitely gave me a horrible memory."
I can definitely tell you're the life of the party.
go take your meds.And if by life of the party you mean I can projectile vomit greasy chicken chunks, potatoes, gravy, corn and mac and cheese the farthest after eating there, then yea, I guess I am.
"Buckethead's persona represents a character who was "raised by chickens" and has made it his "mission in life to alert the world to the ongoing chicken holocaust in fast-food joints around the globe."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buckethead
This thoughtlessly thrown together artery clogging concoction reminds me of the bucket of slop they serve with potatoes, gravy, corn, chicken and cheese all mixed up so you can't even tell WTH you are eating.
NSFW (naughty words)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfan5MacmsI
http://www.mopie.com/blog/2006/07/its-like-throwing-up-in-reverse.html
http://www.rateitall.com/i-8670-kfc.aspx 3.45 out of 5 stars
This thoughtlessly thrown together artery clogging concoction reminds me of the bucket of slop they serve with potatoes, gravy, corn, chicken and cheese all mixed up so you can't even tell WTH you are eating.
This thoughtlessly thrown together artery clogging concoction reminds me of the bucket of slop they serve with potatoes, gravy, corn, chicken and cheese all mixed up so you can't even tell WTH you are eating.
that's what happens when you make it yourself.
It's not "fried chicken breasts" ... its not swiss cheese... and its definitely not guthries sauce.
This thoughtlessly thrown together artery clogging concoction reminds me of the bucket of slop they serve with potatoes, gravy, corn, chicken and cheese all mixed up so you can't even tell WTH you are eating.
I would jump on one of these today for sure, except my sore throat is only getting worse... and they recently closed the fricken KFC here.
I preferred the grilled one to the breaded one.. Will not order again though. Weird taste somewhere.. maybe the cheese.
:thumbsup:OK just back from lunch and being a long-time KFC lover, I had to try the double-down'wich. Can I just say how GOOD this darn thing is--we're talkin' Kentucky Fried Orgasm here! MmmmmmmMmmm! But so friggin' bad for the bod. Hey, you only live once!
lulz. I've eaten at KFC all of my life and have never gotten sick from eating there. So many nancies.
I didn't end up firing one of these yesterday, but I may get one today.
THOUGHTLESSLY?!?
I guarantee you it went through multiple rounds of market research, was then modified based on feedback, and all that was even before it was test marketed last year before the national roll-out.
Thoughtlessly indeed. You, sir, are the thoughtless one! Think of all the man-hours that went into bringing this exquisite delicacy to us. You're writing all of it off as though it were nothing! Why, if it weren't for this sandwich, Mr. Executive wouldn't be able to put poor little Jimmy through college. Why do you hate freedom? Why do you hate America? I'll bet you're a TERRORIST, aren't you! I HATE terrorists! JERK!