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QuantumPion

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Jun 27, 2005
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I had one for lunch. I don't see what the big deal is, it's just a chicken sandwich with Monterrey jack cheese and no bun. It was good and less greasy then I thought it would be. It has about the same calories as a 1/4 pounder or a foot long turkey sub (more fat but less carbs).
 

guyver01

Lifer
Sep 25, 2000
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it says swiss cheese right in your OP. and that sure does look like fried chicken. doubt it's thigh meat. (anyone who gets a grilled one of these is probably off his meds)

LOL you're right, it does.

I wrote that right after eating one... and didn't taste any swiss cheese.

All i tasted was pepper jack cheese. in fact, i watched them make it.. and didn't see any swiss get put on it.
 

SlickSnake

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May 29, 2007
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teh meal bowl thing is awesome but overpriced much like the sandwhich.

its too bad you dont have the stones to eat it!

And it's not the eating it part I'm mostly worried about... D:

I might eat their slop again on a dare or a bet, but I don't willingly submit myself to gastrointestinal chemical weapons torture as a matter of course. But the KFC near me is also a Long John's, and, truth be told, I have been back there a few times to get fish planks, fries and coleslaw ONLY and SURVIVED. But there are also no other choices for fast fish food near me.

And I got plenty of other choices for good fast fried chicken around me. Chicken Express has the BEST fast fried chicken and fixins anywhere in Texas. And even Church's and Popeye's makes KFC seem worse than concentration camp food.

And if anyone had the "stones" to do it (and plenty of barf bags) they should do a side by side blind taste test of those 4 fast food chicken joints and their sides and you would see KFC at the bottom of the pack on every single comparable item.
 

Anonemous

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May 19, 2003
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Just had a doubledown for lunch. It was extremely salty and I'm the type of guy who can eat a whole bag of cheetos/doritos in one sitting. Probably won't be getting it in the future after this.
 

zerocool84

Lifer
Nov 11, 2004
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I had one today and was disappointed. It's probably just the way they made it. Couldn't taste the cheese and it only had one slice of bacon. The chicken was good but that's about it. Couldn't taste anything else in it.
 

zinfamous

No Lifer
Jul 12, 2006
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As much hate as I've laid on KFC in ATOT, I can't possibly out-hate Slick Snake. I bow to his premium hateness. Epic.
 

SlickSnake

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May 29, 2007
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THOUGHTLESSLY?!?
I guarantee you it went through multiple rounds of market research, was then modified based on feedback, and all that was even before it was test marketed last year before the national roll-out.
Thoughtlessly indeed. You, sir, are the thoughtless one! Think of all the man-hours that went into bringing this exquisite delicacy to us. You're writing all of it off as though it were nothing! Why, if it weren't for this sandwich, Mr. Executive wouldn't be able to put poor little Jimmy through college. Why do you hate freedom? Why do you hate America? I'll bet you're a TERRORIST, aren't you! I HATE terrorists! JERK!


Go choke your chicken.

Fixed!

NSFW
I Love To Choke My Chicken With My Hand

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYUOgeHSdZU&feature=related
 
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JM Aggie08

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Jan 3, 2006
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KFC is THE WORST fast food? out there for causing me gastrointestinal distress, bar none.

It stopped being edibly digestible for me shortly after Pepsi Co. took it over and turned everything there into a fuster cluck of chemical mixes like the gravies, mashed potatoes and biscuits. Just look at that laundry list of preservatives, additives and fillers just in the colonels secret sauce. Now they even add BEEF flavoring to their GRILLED CHICKEN seasoning mix. Which is TRULY DISGUSTING!

The last time I ate there about 4 years ago, about an hour after eating there, I literally had to suddenly pull over and projectile vomit about 5 times in a parking lot, and then almost passed out from the pounding headache. And you don't even want to know what else happened "down south" a few hours after that. That sure was fast food all right. And I hadn't eaten there since.

That being said, Pepsi Co. spun off the food giants KFC, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut and Long John Silvers into Yum! Brands in 1997 (oh, the bitter tasteless irony!). But not everything they touch is cursed with unholy corporate chemical crappiness. The problem here seems to be that their "food" companies are run under completely separate corporate management teams using different quality control and food suppliers.

Remember all the stomach and intestinal problems people reported when Olestra was dumped on an unsuspecting public as a food? Now let's just imagine, only for arguments sake of course, that some cheap assed fast food company looking to cut food costs by adding nasty chemical crap to food might be frying up darn near everything in a greasy oily mix of that, and then also adding it to mixes, batters, sauces and condiments, too. Sound tasty and delicious yet? And then they can just conveniently hide all the gut wrenching ingredients when people complain by saying it's a confidential trade secret whenever anyone craps their pants and projectile vomits on the cashiers from eating it and demands their money back.

And "food" made like that is definitely lower calories than other fast food, too. Since your body can't properly digest the congealed and preserved chemical slop and you puke it back up or it sprays out uncontrollably a few hours later.

A disgusting company like that only survives as a consumers intestinal parasite because there are always clueless parents willing to fork out money for a fast and cheap feed bucket of pig slop just to stuff their family of screaming fat brats they don't like that much anyway.

You're kind of a complete bitch.
 

SlickSnake

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May 29, 2007
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You're kind of a complete bitch.

What kind?

Are you this kind?

"If you want to take my choked chicken, you'll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands."

I wouldn't want to come between you and your choked chicken, no way! D:
 

sjwaste

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Aug 2, 2000
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I just had a Double Down. It's not all that filling, but pretty good. Less greasy than I thought it'd be. The chicken was very moist. It's pretty salty.

I'd have another. For 600 calories, it's not horrible. You can do a lot worse.
 

oogabooga

Diamond Member
Jan 14, 2003
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I just had a Double Down. It's not all that filling, but pretty good. Less greasy than I thought it'd be. The chicken was very moist. It's pretty salty.

I'd have another. For 600 calories, it's not horrible. You can do a lot worse.


I haven't had one and probably won't. But that really surprises me.
 

sjwaste

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Aug 2, 2000
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I haven't had one and probably won't. But that really surprises me.

It's worth trying if you like fried chicken. I'd describe it as more "satisfying" than a similar sandwich w/ bread, but I'd eat nothing but protein anyway if I could survive that way.

I can see myself getting this once in a while. It's better than a fast food burger.
 

ProfJohn

Lifer
Jul 28, 2006
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I just had one.

I give it a "meh" for how much it costs.
I agree completely.

A footlong at Subway is a much better deal and have a lot more flavor.


My impression after trying one was that I could make a better "sandwhich" at home using two pieces of chicken, some canadian bacon, a piece of cheese and some spicy mustard.
 

MikeMike

Lifer
Feb 6, 2000
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You guys want YUM? do the following at a five guys...

Ask for a grilled cheese...
add 2 patties
add grilled jalapenos
add grilled green peppers
get extra cheese
add bacon
top with other toppings
add bbq

enjoy the best patty melt ever.
 

zerocool84

Lifer
Nov 11, 2004
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You guys want YUM? do the following at a five guys...

Ask for a grilled cheese...
add 2 patties
add grilled jalapenos
add grilled green peppers
get extra cheese
add bacon
top with other toppings
add bbq

enjoy the best patty melt ever.

5 Guys isn't that good at all.
 

harobikes333

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Sep 18, 2005
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I ate this today after having a bacon cheeseburger about an hour earlier to see:

1. If my heart would stop
2. How it compared to a bacon cheese burger.

I'll admit, it didn't look that amazing in person / the cook doesn't give a crap but it tasted goooood.


I believe I was shedding sweat though.

I'll have a complete review of it on my website soon

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