Republican gunning for Ilhan Omar's seat charged with felony shoplifting

[UNCjigga]

Oh well, there goes her candidacy (and vote?)

Not sure who the front-runner is in that primary, but it won't be her.

Bonus: She subscribes to QAnon, *and* she teaches special ed!

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news...ublican-ilhan-omar-charged-felony-qanon-trump

Danielle Stella was arrested twice this year in Minneapolis suburbs over allegations that she shoplifted items worth more than $2,300 from a Target and goods valued at $40 from a grocery store. She said she denied the allegations.

Stella, a 31-year-old special education teacher, was reported this week to be a supporter of the baseless “QAnon” conspiracy theory about Donald Trump battling a global cabal of elite liberal paedophiles.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Hehehe special education teacher.... hehehe

The report said Stella was arrested for alleged misdemeanour theft for taking “cat merchandise” and cat food valued at $40.46. She was issued with a citation and given a date to appear in court. It was not clear whether authorities would pursue the contempt of court allegation.

Crazy cat lady. That explains everything. Case closed.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

God damn that's a scary face

 

[Puffnstuff]

Are you kidding me? She's a poster child for the GOP! Trump will probably want to grope her on national tv or something.‍

 

[brycejones]

Are you kidding me? She's a poster child for the GOP! Trump will probably want to grope her on national tv or something.‍

Hardly knew her, completely not his type.

 

[Puffnstuff]

Hardly knew her, completely not his type.

Remember when he was telling Howard Stern that he liked the emotionally damaged girls as they were best in bed?

https://money.cnn.com/2016/10/14/media/donald-trump-on-lindsay-lohan/index.html

 

[DrDoug]

She's not a very good conservative if she couldn't wait until she got into office before she committed or was found out to have committed crimes. No wonder there are more conservative men than women serving in office, they're better at not getting caught.

 

[UNCjigga]

God damn that's a scary face

She's got a certain, I-used-to-be-hot-before-meth look about her...

 

[DrDoug]

She's got a certain, I-used-to-be-hot-before-meth look about her...

More likely PCP.

My wife and daughter work in retail and love to bust shoplifters, doing so quite frequently. They love it when they catch a big sucker since they get 10% of the amount stolen, up to $100 per incident. Some shoplifters don't realize that there are cameras all over and that employees are pretty good at spotting shoplifters in action because they like to do certain things that give them away to store personnel.

 

[JEDIYoda]

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[sdifox]

Oh well, there goes her candidacy (and vote?)

Not sure who the front-runner is in that primary, but it won't be her.

Bonus: She subscribes to QAnon, *and* she teaches special ed!

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news...ublican-ilhan-omar-charged-felony-qanon-trump

Danielle Stella was arrested twice this year in Minneapolis suburbs over allegations that she shoplifted items worth more than $2,300 from a Target and goods valued at $40 from a grocery store. She said she denied the allegations.

Stella, a 31-year-old special education teacher, was reported this week to be a supporter of the baseless “QAnon” conspiracy theory about Donald Trump battling a global cabal of elite liberal paedophiles.

Send her back!

 

[khon]

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news...ublican-ilhan-omar-charged-felony-qanon-trump

Danielle Stella was arrested twice this year in Minneapolis suburbs over allegations that she shoplifted items worth more than $2,300 from a Target

I'm impressed, how can anyone shoplift $2300 worth of items from Target ? Do they even have anything in the store worth that much ?

 

[JEDIYoda]

I'm impressed, how can anyone shoplift $2300 worth of items from Target ? Do they even have anything in the store worth that much ?

What I find ironic is she shoplifted at Target of all places??? Cmon….with the tax kickback that Trump gave , she could have went shopping at Macy`s or neiman marcus...lolol

 

[pcgeek11]

I'm impressed, how can anyone shoplift $2300 worth of items from Target ? Do they even have anything in the store worth that much ?

I ws wondering the same thing.

Well she hasn't been convicted yet...

 

[Bitek]

She should stop complaining and go back to the shithole country she came from.

They are not sending us their best people. They are sending us drug addicts and criminals.
We should be getting the hard working people from Mexico.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

More likely PCP.

My wife and daughter work in retail and love to bust shoplifters, doing so quite frequently. They love it when they catch a big sucker since they get 10% of the amount stolen, up to $100 per incident. Some shoplifters don't realize that there are cameras all over and that employees are pretty good at spotting shoplifters in action because they like to do certain things that give them away to store personnel.

Is it mostly women with the whole "Hide it in my shirt/pants/purse"?

I just can't think of something in a retail store where men want it that bad "Oh yeah! gotta get this new t-shirt and make-up" Maybe videogames though I guess.

 

[dank69]

Still better than a Democrat.

 

[zinfamous]

She's got a certain, I-used-to-be-hot-before-meth look about her...

true, but you know, if it weren't a mugshot with everything involved that puts you in the situation of having a mugshot, I bet she'd still be a looker. --Just look at the photo at the top of the article you posted.

...I'd let her QAnon me for a week.

 

[IronWing]

I can't think of a better qualification for Congress than a shoplifting conviction.

 

[HomerJS]

I'm positive she will get a majority Republican vote. Remember Republicans prefer a child molester over a Democrat.

 

[DrDoug]

Is it mostly women with the whole "Hide it in my shirt/pants/purse"?

I just can't think of something in a retail store where men want it that bad "Oh yeah! gotta get this new t-shirt and make-up" Maybe videogames though I guess.

That or they try to layer on clothing, put on new shoes in the fitting room and sneak out. Or building a 'wall' in a shopping cart and collecting expensive stuff under it. Lots of ladies get busted, more so than men in their store.

They need to be like the Christians. They know the best way to do this is to buy the clothes/shoes for the holiday (Easter service, Christmas service, start of school, etc), use them, then return them for a refund and do it again the next religious holiday (or whatever). Two families that my wife has served in her 25 years there now have kids who have their own kids and they do the same thing, and they aren't the only ones. I have lots more stories that I've heard over the years about supposedly good people who do bad things when they shop.

That's why I always ask my wife and daughter, "What crazy shit happened at work today?"

 

[K1052]

I can't think of a better qualification for Congress than a shoplifting conviction.

Move over kids, this is how it's done:

Issa had a warehouse full of electronics that, one night in 1982, caught fire. Investigators later found "suspicious burn patterns," Lizza reported, and found that Issa had done some odd things.

A co-worker claimed that before the fire, Issa had put important electronic prototypes in a fireproof box, and that he'd removed the business's computer and financial files from the building. Investigators also found that less than three weeks before the blaze, Issa had increased the company's fire insurance from $100,000 to more than $400,000.

"So you add the more than quadrupling of the insurance along with the taking the computer and putting the other stuff in a fireproof box, and you can see why both the arson investigators and the insurance investigators pointed a finger, you know, at Issa after this fire," said Lizza.

Issa said he had nothing to do with the fire, but the insurance company refused to pay the claim. The two later settled out of court.

https://www.npr.org/2012/04/16/150739985/house-investigator-issa-has-faced-allegations-as-well

 

[dank69]

Move over kids, this is how it's done:




https://www.npr.org/2012/04/16/150739985/house-investigator-issa-has-faced-allegations-as-well

But Hillary Clinton has 56 dead "friends."

 

[feralkid]

I'm impressed, how can anyone shoplift $2300 worth of items from Target ? Do they even have anything in the store worth that much ?

"Items" i.e. not singular.

 

[feralkid]

true, but you know, if it weren't a mugshot with everything involved that puts you in the situation of having a mugshot, I bet she'd still be a looker. --Just look at the photo at the top of the article you posted.

...I'd let her QAnon me for a week.

Ugh...Peewee Herman's sister?