Retirees/soon-to-be's: I'm genuinely curious about your retirement... what do you do all day?

[MtnMan]

One thing about being retired that pisses me off...for decades, I was subject to numerous piss tests every year. Pre-employment, post-accident test...if anyone on my barge or related work area had an accident, we ALL peed in a cup, DOT random test because I had a Class A license, DOT maritime testing...Coast Guard cutter pulled up along side, launch came to the barge...EVERYONE peed in a cup...
Now, I'm retired, live in a state where pot is legal and sold EVERYWHERE, and I can't stand the shit...can't stand the stench...can't stand the high.

I retired in 2000. I was never faced with a piss test, except at my annual physical. Worked for a major computer company, had security clearances to work on networks in multiple 3-letter federal law enforcement agencies. Then taught part-time at a college after retirement.

Grandson's first job, at a grocery store... drug test

 

[MtnMan]

OMG I can still hear that damn thing. Growing up there was one on the roof of the school across the road. Because of terrain, our house was eye level with that thing and probably 150' away.

Tested the first Wednesday of every month at noon.

 

[MtnMan]

12

Rest of us are still eating crayons

Crayons? You have crayons! Growing up I had to eat dirt.

 

[sdifox]

Lol, nope. It involves products I'm manufacturing with 3d printers.

Ah, bronies butt plugs.