kage69
Lifer
- Jul 17, 2003
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Yep I so hope he rots in a Zimbabwe jail. It's probably even worse than a US jail.
Yeah, I don't think the dentist cred will afford him the treatment DiCaprio got in jail in Blood Diamond. That scene cracks me up - lone white guy in prison just sitting there looking pissed and indignant, and the throng of black prisoners look like they're sharing the cell with an irritated honey badger. Soldiers of fortune do have more street cred I guess.
Unless Mr. Dentist is cut from the same cloth as that Canadian dentist who drove off an attacking polar bar with a SA knife some years ago, I think him going to an African jail will have the predictable outcome: his well taken care of mouth winning some admirers. Good luck with that dude.
I think some of the outrage here might be explained by Westerners having preconceived notions about lions in general. First, there is no lion shortage in the east and south ends of Africa. None. They multiply like clockwork anywhere there is food for them, and there are no fertility issues regarding captivity either. In the west of Africa lions are indeed a bit rare. I think maybe some Americans perceive the western lion population representative of the entire continent, and that mixed with the unpleasant notion of trophy hunting (and I say that as a hunter myself) it just makes this guy look like an epic fuckwad and criminal.
I have grudgingly respect for anyone who goes in the African bush with a bow instead of medium bore magnum, but I don't buy his excuses at all. In this case he used a crossbow, which short of a suppressed rifle is probably the best poaching tool ever. I'm curious as to how the collar was arranged on the animal, what with his mature mane and all. I'd expect if you are close enough to put arrows (or bolts) into something you should be able to notice that a GPS locator collar makes things look decidedly less wild, but then knowing how big these guys get I can also see how all that hair could easily obscure it. Of course, having to hunt at night is a huge flag though. Hunters like light, it's what helps us be sure of our intended target and put that copper right where where it needs to go. Unless you are specifically hunting something nocturnal (which lions are not) why bother unless you are deliberately trying to do it on the sly?
I'm ok with internet shaming for stuff like this because it's been shown to work! Genocide, murder, kidnapping, rape, religious persecution? Not so much. If that's not the case then we need to let Washington, London, Paris, Amman, Lagos, etc know because using internet outrage to fight terrorists and psychos sounds a lot cheaper than with drones, infantry and air strikes.