Originally posted by: cr4zymofo
Ok... so you're a tough guy, you roughed up some kids for lunch money and now you're behind bars on an island. This island is surrounded by lazers-on-head shark infested water, so swimming or crossing the water is out of the question, the bridge is only accessible by a 5 miles long bridge and at the center is a guard shack, maned by a big hairy monkey. The monkey's job is to guard against intruders and also tough guys like you that are trying to break out. The monkey's only weakness is epilepsy, it will fall asleep for a 3 mins period, and when it's awake, it will take you back to where you came from when it sees you. Assuming that you can run at the rate of 1 mile/min, how do you escape? (and no, this monkey is not tempted by your cheap bananas).
You wait for someone to come to your rescue because damn, you run a mile a minute and someone is bound to notice the mile a minute dude missing.