Ridiculously painful papercut

[Pray To Jesus]

Was bringing in the grocerires and slashed the tip on my left index finger on a cardboard box of Newman's own Keurig coffees.

Wow it was very painful then. It's still painful now. WTF

Was gushing for a whole 5 minutes too.

7/10 pain

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Yeah, cardboard cuts can burn. I never had one that was too bloody though. My only soda can cut, on the other hand, was hardly painful but I bled all over the place.

 

[HeXen]

Superglue bonds skin together instantly. I bond both sides of my cuts together using that stuff. Stings at first, but is fine and useable after that.

 

[BrokenVisage]

Be thankful, there was a thread on Reddit not too long ago titled "it started as a papercut..."

http://www.redditpics.com/it-started-as-a-paper-cut,1140974/

 

[Jeff7]

Stigmata!

*kneels*

 

[Ichinisan]

I think it was Jackass the movie part 2 that had the nastiest paper cuts of all time.

They deliberately sliced the webbing between their fingers and toes. Then the sides of their mouths.

Awful just watching that.

 

[Pray To Jesus]

Be thankful, there was a thread on Reddit not too long ago titled "it started as a papercut..."

http://www.redditpics.com/it-started-as-a-paper-cut,1140974/

WTF

 

[WT]

Prolly infected with teh plague ...

 

[Imp]

The lord works in mysterious ways.

 

[episodic]

On a totally unrelated thread hijacking thought why the . . . . do they have to prick your finger for blood? Can't they prick the top of your arm or something where there are less dang nerves? I've begged nurses to prick the top of my hand, top of arm, calf, anything. Isn't blood, blood?

 

[MrScott81]

On a totally unrelated thread hijacking thought why the . . . . do they have to prick your finger for blood? Can't they prick the top of your arm or something where there are less dang nerves? I've begged nurses to prick the top of my hand, top of arm, calf, anything. Isn't blood, blood?

Finger blood is more precious than unicorn tears so they take it every chance they get.

 

[shortylickens]

I just passed a stone.

 

[SSSnail]

The lord works in mysterious ways.

I was gonna ask him why he thinks God created paper cuts, but this works. Winner!

 

[BlackTigers]

at work, ive sliced my hand wide open (gashes) and have had little tiny cuts, like paper cuts or small metal slivers.

the papercuts and small metal slivers hurt about 1000% more than me just opening a giant hole through my skin or pulling out a large piece of metal. I will never understand this.

 

[sdifox]

of all the injuries I have sustained, I fear the paper cut the most.

Example: I broke a display case with back my head, shard came down towards my head, good thing it went on the outside of the eye socket or I would be dead.

 

[Dude111]

Wow i do hope ya feel better S00N my friend,those DO hurt!!

 

[God Mode]

I've been stabbed in my lung, punched a window and had glass shards deeply embedded in my hand, beat down to a bloody pulp and papercuts still scare me the most.