Originally posted by: Jeff7
Originally posted by: SonnyDaze
Originally posted by: Safeway
Brings out the ridiculous amount of food my roommate ate, and the unbelievable speed at which he did so. It also showed how uneconomical he is when eating or using someone else's food and kitchen paraphernalia.
He went through a large jar of mustard in two days.
He went through a half gallon of salsa in two days.
He went through 6 trays of ice in one day, and didn't refill them.
He went through 15 plates, 8 bowls, and 8 storage containers in two days.
He went through 16 spoons, 16 forks, and 7 knives in two days.
He went through a large bottle of Canola oil in 5 days.
And no, he isn't fat. He actually has no fat on him, whatsoever.
He could be using the Canola as a lubricant and hiding the utensils in his pooper while he slathers his body with mustard and salsa. Oh and using the ice for its cooling effects when he's done.
"I think my imagination's broke.Lemme try and think up the best thing ever.
Beef......stew. Yeah it's busted alright."
Likewise, I think yours needs tuning.
Precluding that, maybe you should keep your imagination to yourself. :laugh:
You know, those are sandwich ingredients. Maybe he's prepping himself to be a component of a human sandwich.
Oops, darn it, I guess I now have to place my own imagination under quarantine.