ROTF, Letter of Resignation to tech company

Lucky

Lifer
Nov 26, 2000
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.... When you borrowed the digital camera to "take pictures of your
mothers b-day", you neglected to mention that you were going to take pictures of
yourself in the mirror nude. Then you forgot to erase them like the
techno-moron you really are. Suffice it to say I have never seen such
odd acts with a ketchup bottle, but I assure you that those have been copied
and kept in safe places pending the authoring of a glowing letter of
recommendation.




hhahahahah!!!
 

gariig

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Dec 31, 2000
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I'm still in college, but god, I can see that happening...the Catsup bottle???????? ROTFLMAO!!!! That's all I can say

Gariig
 

Czar

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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<< One word of this to anybody, and all of your little twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the public. Never f*** with your systems administrators, because they know what you do with all your free time. >>


ROTF
 

jlee75

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Oct 8, 2001
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<< was that for real??? >>


whether it is real or not, it sure will give some ppl some ideas....
 

Optimus

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Aug 23, 2000
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LOL! I'm sure its not real, likely just a Sys. Admin's fantasy

But it is dang funny!
 

Daniel

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Oct 10, 1999
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Ahh how I wish I could have tailored that to my last place of employment and given it to them, haha, good stuff.
 

Insomniac

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<< 1. When someone calls you in reference to employment, it is illegal to give me a bad recommendation. The most you can say to hurt me is "I prefer not to comment." >>



Is this true?

BTW--Real funny NFS4!
 

Magicthyse

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Aug 15, 2001
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Funny.

A resignation letter should be fairly bland though, however pissed you are. It's not like you're going to gain anything from pissing off your old bosses, and it could give them justification to give you a bad reference.

I think my worst resignation sentence ever said: "Through you, I have gained valuable insight into management skills, such as the ability to delegate work, the creative sales process and dealing with staff management - and I thank you for the opportunity."

See? Bland. I was seething at the time but why bother?








 

AdamDuritz99

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Mar 26, 2000
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<<

<< 1. When someone calls you in reference to employment, it is illegal to give me a bad recommendation. The most you can say to hurt me is "I prefer not to comment." >>



Is this true?

BTW--Real funny NFS4!
>>



Yep, from what i've heard from my previous employers, it's true.

peace
sean
 

Shudder

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May 5, 2000
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Reminds me of a peer evaluation letter I did for some kid in a group I was in. Out of the 5 of us, he didn't do ANYTHING. And the one thing he did do, all 1 page of a 60-page report, we had to rewrite because 3 of the paragraphs were copy and pastes with key words changed.

I said I've "Stepped in dog sh!t with more potential." And "I truly feel sorry for his mother for having to waste 9 months of her life to give birth to a retarded monkey"

It cost me a letter grade since my professionalism portion took a big hit, but it was so worth it.
 

NFS4

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Oct 9, 1999
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<< Reminds me of a peer evaluation letter I did for some kid in a group I was in. Out of the 5 of us, he didn't do ANYTHING. And the one thing he did do, all 1 page of a 60-page report, we had to rewrite because 3 of the paragraphs were copy and pastes with key words changed.

I said I've "Stepped in dog sh!t with more potential." And "I truly feel sorry for his mother for having to waste 9 months of her life to give birth to a retarded monkey"

It cost me a letter grade since my professionalism portion took a big hit, but it was so worth it.
>>


ROTFLMAO!!
 

Peetoeng

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Dec 21, 2000
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Ketchup bottle? a glass bottle or a squeezable plastic one?
Whatever he was doing with the bottle, use of a glass ketchup bottle can be dangerous except on a linguini:Q
 

Amused

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Apr 14, 2001
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Blacklisting of employees is misdemeanor in most states (fines of up to $500), and also permits employee to sue for damages.

Example state law (pretty much the same in all states):
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Employers have limited immunity for good-faith provision of employment references upon request of current or former employee. No immunity if references are provided without authorization from employee. However, standard rules applicable to defamation claims continue to apply where references are provided without express consent of the employee (so the immunity provisions of the reference statute do not appear to provide much , if any, additional protection to employers).
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In the real world, few companies are ever prosecuted for giving negative references to employers. What happens most often are lawsuits against former employers.

Leery of lawsuits, an increasing number of employers are avoiding employment inquiries - or opting to "No Comment" when asked crucial job performance questions. Even if the performance of the past employee was excellent. This is a gross disservice to all employees who dedicate themselves to a company and naively expect to be compensated with a favorable recommendation - yet in truth they receive no better of a reference then an employee who was fired for misconduct.
 
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