ROTFLMAO! AOL DIGITAL CAMERA!!! HAHAHAHHA!

GoldenTiger

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For $200 + $19.95 shipping, you get:


Aol Makes It Easy!
AOL wants everyone -- from beginners to experts -- to step into the future of digital photography. AOL's PhotoCam comes with an exclusive step-by-step manual to show you how to use your new camera and software like a pro.

Written by AOL, the AOL PhotoCam User Manual offers step-by-step instruction for performing all the features and functions the PhotoCam offers. With its full color examples, this manual will serve as a great reference to quickly familiarize you with your camera and how to start using it to create fun digital projects.


Features
Fun With Photos
Discover the fun of digital cameras with the affordable PhotoCam from AOL!

AOL's PhotoCam has made it easy for you to do more with digital photos than you ever imagined:

" E-mail your pictures to friends and family --
a great way to keep in touch!
" Organize your photos into digital photo
albums.
" Create cards, calendars, magazine covers
and more with your photos!
" Edit and improve your photos with powerful
software editing tools.
" Share your photos on your own Web page!
" And much, much more!

It's easy to use -- even for beginners!
The AOL PhotoCam comes with a built-in COLOR LCD display that allows you to view your shots instantly. Now you can all see how your photos turn out as they happen. No more waiting to "snail mail" copies after they're developed!

The built-in LCD display also enables you to see your subject exactly as it will appear as you snap the picture. If someone happened to have their eyes closed -- no problem -- simply delete your picture and re-shoot it on the spot! No more disappointment when you get your pictures back from the photo lab. Think of the money you will save in film and developing costs!

Click the other tab above to learn more about the AOL PhotoCam and this special offer!

Features
The PhotoCam is loaded with powerful features -- including FREE software

The AOL PhotoCam is much more than a great digital camera. It is a complete digital imaging package!

No film needed -- it's digital!
The AOL PhotoCam comes with 2MB of built-in memory to store up to 32 pictures at one time. It also supports standard CompactFlash cards for storing additional images.

Built-in COLOR LCD display
Instantly see how your pictures look on the back of the camera's COLOR LCD viewer. You can even see how your picture will look before you snap it!

Includes built-in flash
Unlike other digital cameras, the PhotoCam comes with a built-in flash that takes pictures indoors and in low light. It even lets you view your images or capture real time video on your TV through your VCR.

FREE imaging software included!
Downloading your pictures is simple with the FREE MGI PhotoSuite SE that is included with your PhotoCam. MGI PhotoSuite SE makes it easy to quickly touch up and re-size your pics to make them just right. The AOL manual walks you through step-by-step instructions to show you how to use your photos to create a variety of fun digital projects!

Complete package includes:
AOL's PhotoCam LCD digital camera
AOL's custom step-by-step manual,
MGI PhotoSuite SE digital imaging software
A/C adapter
Serial PC cable
USB PC connection, (USB cable sold separately)
Video output cable for connection to TV/VCR
Camera case and strap
Even 4 AA alkaline batteries are included!

System Requirements
The AOL PhotoCam works on PCs that have Windows 95 or 98 and a serial or USB connection. A CD-ROM drive is needed for the bonus software.

ACT NOW! The AOL PhotoCam was created exclusively for AOL members to give you the highest quality camera at the most affordable price. Other cameras of this quality cost hundreds more. Take advantage of this exclusive AOL offer today.


FREE TRIAL OFFER!
Order your camera today! You'll be billed $219.95 including shipping conveniently to your AOL account using the information supplied by your signup, and if for any reason you are unsatisfied, return the camera for a full refund, including shipping fees!






AHAHAHHAHHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
 

GoldenTiger

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Let's see:

$200
640x480 resolution
AOL-BRANDED CAMERA
They showed a photo of it, and it looks dintzy. Its LCD isn't full-color (limited to 64 colors)
Camera's entire front has AOL branded on it.
They don't include the USB cable.
They charge $300 (plus $20 shipping) unless you sign up for 1 extra year of AOL
The LCD is TINY (0.9&quot
The camera's color balance sucks (I've seen pictures from it that they posted)

Yet, a zillion AOL llamas will buy it, thinking it's some awesome deal... the humor is that it's funny how they're gonna get ripped off .

 

GoldenTiger

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Also, the popup screen claimed the digital camera was "A REVOLUTIONARY NEW TECHNOLOGY CALLED DIGITAL PHOTOGRAPHY FROM THE AOL TEAM!", and their images had a ton of text claiming how it was a revolutionary, brand-new product type that they somehow invented just now, as if no other digital cameras ever existed.
 

GoldenBear

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<< the humor is that it's funny how they're gonna get ripped off >>

You're a rather sick individual.
 

DannyLove

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I did see that the last time I signed on. And I did laugh, I usually click &quot;no thanks&quot; but for some reason i was looking at this and laughing. Then i noticed their stupid little triangle logo on the camera and laughed some more. I hate AOL. I can't believe i still have a stupid account with them. I never use the damn program and all my emails are infected with PORN, BANKS, HOW TO MAKE 1 million DOLLARS, DATING, LOOSING WEIGHT, ALL KINDS of other ADS, that are realllly annoying. I'm going to cancel it soon. Anyways, I did have a good laugh at that crap ass camera (kisses my Nikon 950)

DannylOvE



<< The AOL PhotoCam comes with 2MB >>

THATS CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 32 yea right, in the lowwwwest resolution possible. My nikon came with a 8 MB and that was crap to me, can you imagine a 2 MB!!! AHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA~!!!!!

Its so easy to use no wonder its #1 BWHAWHWHHAWHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH
 

KarsinTheHutt

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Wow. That's a crummy package for 200 bucks. I bought a 1.1 Mpixel Epson cam for that much... and it as an 8 MB flash card and USB reader too
 

GoldenTiger

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I hate AOL... their ads are annoying on the TV, they claim they're &quot;THE FASTEST ONLINE SERVICE!&quot;, and they are stupid in general... what's really funny is all those people who think it actually is that subscribe to it and don't even know what good web sites are... they think AOL's propietary, ripped-from-sites-and-paid-for content and their cruddy forum system and spammed-with-porn chatrooms are the best the 'Net can offer. They also are llama'd into thinking that AOL keeps introducing new features when they are actually merely introducing 2+ year old features such as basic HTML in emails (you can send HTML email to AOL members, but you can't send OR recieve HTML email), an address bar on the top of the window, etc. I hate AOL; it's fun to laugh at them .
 

GoldenTiger

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I got in on the Consumerdepot.com deal that had $146 shipped for a Kodak DC200 Plus digital camera. It included the lense cap, AC adapter, and 4mb CF card, as well as a Kodak leather carrying case . I ordered that, and then from buy.com I bought a 24mb Kingston flashcard with PC card adapter ($37), CF USB reader ($20), and then I went to my local RadioShack and bought 8 AA Rechargable NIMH batteries ($15), and a 2 hour charger ($25).

139
15
37
25
$20
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$249 grand total, including shipping for all products. . THAT is a good deal, not the $200 + 20 shipping + TAX, 640x480, crappy color, AOL-Branded digital camera. As I said... I feel sorry for the people getting ripped off by AOL... it's almost kind of funny that they can get away with things like that ... it's almost like theft hehe.
 

DefRef

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640x480? Ugh. My g/f got an Agfa c18 POS that only had 2MB, but did include the USB cable for somewhat less than $100 after MIR. Quality blows, but she only needed it to take pix of stuff she's dealing on eBray.

This deal is suck.
 

Windogg

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This deal blow donkey balls big time. I got my DC265 at a Office Depot supersale about a a year ago and it cost me $225 for a 1.1 megapixel camera, 16MB Flash card, 4 NiMH batteries, charger, and leather case.
 

osage

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AOL is one of the worst viruses on the net. IMHO

Donkey balls for sure.
 

Viperoni

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The only good 640x480 digital camera I've seen is the Sony FD-73 Mavica but that's like $400
 

GoldenTiger

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Can't... stop... laughing... somebody call 911....... AHAHAHAHHAWMUAAAHHAHWHMWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA AHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!1
 

Windogg

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Step right up folks 640x480 Digital Cameras for sale. Don't be shy. Just $300 + S&amp;H, $200 if you sight up for another year of AOL.

Little Boy Show Flyer

Get away from me kid, you bother me..

Little Boy Steps Up Again

Ignore the little ragamuffin folks, he's just a hoodlum causin trouble. Ignore him.

Little boy insists people look here

The kid is crazy, get away from him folks.

No no no. don't look at Solutions4sure/Computers4sure. That $129 - 30 MIR for a total of $99.99 + $6 S&amp;H is a scam.

Crowd looks here.
 

MissingLinc

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My Mom unwittingly ordered that POS camera. She never even asked me or my brother first (like she knows she should when it comes to computer stuff). Well, when I visited my parents and saw that thing, my brother and I both laughed at her and told her to send that crap back and get a real digital cam. She did and the results are far better. That camera felt like it was going to break just from looking at it (no, I ain't that ugly!) and it needed a lot of light to take decent images. As mentioned before, the features just do not add up to its price tag. It just ain't worth buying at any price. I have seen better 1st generation digital cams.

 

GoldenTiger

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I have AOL, but I access it through my cable modem (Cablevision's Optimum Online cablemodem service)... other people in my house aren't very computer-literate ... $10 extra a month isn't all that much for me; annoying, but it keeps them happy lol.
 
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