Lately I've been very cynical on the whole snow thing. It sucks to comute through the crap, it's slippery, it gets nasty and gray, it destroys the road etc...
Well... i'll break rule number one for just a few minutes.
About 30 minutes ago snow became fun again. I was sitting here checking the servers when an chip engineer came and told me, "SNOWBALL FIGHT NOW!!!". I put on my coat and went outside. Nothing like seeing grown engineers, software developers, managers, salespeople, marketing people all running around creaming each other with snowball. There was no more crying home to mommy when the fight turned against you. It was a open free for all. Soon people from other companies joined in. After that the UPS guy, the FedEx guy, the Airborne Express guy all joined in on the fun. Nothing like seeing a parking lot full of "adults" enjoying a nice snow day.
Of course the commute home is going to suck but it's gonna suck a little less when I remember the first snowball fight of 2001.
Alright assignment time but first the rules:
Rule #1: You don't talk about Snowball Fight Club
Rule #2: You don't talk about Snowball Fight Club
Rule #3: No crying home to mommy or daddy
Rule #4: Headshots are permitted if the snow is softpacked. No ice chunks
Rule #5: A 1 on 1 is over when one person calls "Mercy" or "OMG, I'M GONNA PUKE UP MY SAUSAGE MCMUFFIN!!!"
Rule #6: If this is your first time at Snowball Fight Club, you must fight.
Your task today: You will go out and start a random snowball fight. You must get as many people to join as possible.
Remember, you don't talk about Project Blizzard.
Windogg Durden
Well... i'll break rule number one for just a few minutes.
About 30 minutes ago snow became fun again. I was sitting here checking the servers when an chip engineer came and told me, "SNOWBALL FIGHT NOW!!!". I put on my coat and went outside. Nothing like seeing grown engineers, software developers, managers, salespeople, marketing people all running around creaming each other with snowball. There was no more crying home to mommy when the fight turned against you. It was a open free for all. Soon people from other companies joined in. After that the UPS guy, the FedEx guy, the Airborne Express guy all joined in on the fun. Nothing like seeing a parking lot full of "adults" enjoying a nice snow day.
Of course the commute home is going to suck but it's gonna suck a little less when I remember the first snowball fight of 2001.
Alright assignment time but first the rules:
Rule #1: You don't talk about Snowball Fight Club
Rule #2: You don't talk about Snowball Fight Club
Rule #3: No crying home to mommy or daddy
Rule #4: Headshots are permitted if the snow is softpacked. No ice chunks
Rule #5: A 1 on 1 is over when one person calls "Mercy" or "OMG, I'M GONNA PUKE UP MY SAUSAGE MCMUFFIN!!!"
Rule #6: If this is your first time at Snowball Fight Club, you must fight.
Your task today: You will go out and start a random snowball fight. You must get as many people to join as possible.
Remember, you don't talk about Project Blizzard.
Windogg Durden