feralkid
Lifer
- Jan 28, 2002
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Can't we do the very last bit first? Even without the Purrgils' help?If Trump was President Russia never would have attacked Ukraine. Also Hamas wouldn't have attacked Israel. All the bad guys in America would have reverently become good guys out of fear and respect of Trump. I've heard that cold fusion will instantly give up its secrets that it has been withholding from humanity until we become good enough to elect Trump as president.
The aliens, waiting patiently for lord and savior Trump, will make first contact with Earth and immediately and gratefully surrender their societies and resources and technology to Trump in order to fight wokeness throughout the galaxy. Once that is accomplished, Purrgils will arrive and transport Trump to other galaxies to continue to fight wokeness throughout the entire universe.
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