And to make a little joke, don't get offended, just a good natured joke:
Q: How do you sink a Polish battleship?
A: Put it in water
There's that creativity at work again. Pretty sure the only people who could possibly get offended by a joke that weak are those currently in the process of losing naval vessels on the regular. Ukrainians have
way better senses of humor than you or the Russians it would seem.
See? Not bad for a people on the receiving end of Russia's third attempted genocide...
A Russian arrives at the Ukrainian border. The Ukrainian border guard asks, “Name?”
“Dimitri.”
The border guard asks, “Occupation?”
The Russian says, “No, just visiting.”
Two Ukrainians meet in the street. The first one greets the second in Russian, but the second answers in Ukrainian.
“Why are you speaking Ukrainian?” the first one says.
“I try to speak as little Russian as possible these days.”
“Why? Are you afraid Ukrainians will come beat you up?”
“No, I’m scared the Russians will come save me!”
When God created Eastern Europe, he carved from the earth three hulking nations: a dull gray valley called Germany, an endless white tundra called Russia, and, between the two, a bursting field of yellow flowers called Ukraine. When the Ukrainian people saw their new home, they could not believe their good fortune. They walked the fertile fields marveling at the richness of the soil, breathing in the crisp air of the Carpathian Mountains, and staring out in awe at the glimmering Black Sea. They looked to the dull German valleys to the west and the barren Russian plains to the east, and then back at the Eden in which they were going to get to spend their lives.
They said to God, “What have we done to deserve such bounty? What have we done to deserve such good fortune? Why have you blessed us with such riches?”
And God said to the Ukrainians, “Let me introduce you to the neighbors.”