Saddam joke...

[royaldank]

This may be old, but my buddy sent it to me today...thought it was pretty clever.

Saddam Hussein called President Bush and said, "Tex, I had a wonderful dream last night. I could see America, the whole country, and on each house I saw a banner."

"What did it say on the banners?" President Bush asked.

Saddam replied, "LONG LIVE SADDAM HUSSEIN."

Mr. Bush responded, "You know, Saddam, I am really happy you called. Last night, I had a similar dream. I could see all of Baghdad, and it was more beautiful than ever. It had been rebuilt completely, and on each house flew an enormous banner."

"What did the banners say?" Saddam asked.

"I don't know," replied President Bush, "I can't read Hebrew."

 

[Pr0Hawk]

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ROFLMFAO !!!!!

 

[geno]

 

[Moving Target]

:Q:|:frown::disgust:

 

[MikeO]

HahahahaaaHahaha!! LOL

 

[Texmaster]

<< This may be old, but my buddy sent it to me today...thought it was pretty clever.

Saddam Hussein called President Bush and said, "Tex, I had a wonderful dream last night. I could see America, the whole country, and on each house I saw a banner."

"What did it say on the banners?" President Bush asked.

Saddam replied, "LONG LIVE SADDAM HUSSEIN."

Mr. Bush responded, "You know, Saddam, I am really happy you called. Last night, I had a similar dream. I could see all of Baghdad, and it was more beautiful than ever. It had been rebuilt completely, and on each house flew an enormous banner."

"What did the banners say?" Saddam asked.

"I don't know," replied President Bush, "I can't read Hebrew." >>



HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Reliant]

LOL

 

[halik]

hehehe :-D

 

[BowDown]

Nice .

 

[mdennison]

lmao

 

[Kanalua]

 

[yakko]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[arod]

that was awesome but I vaguely remember that from somewhere... oh well funny as hell

 

[Texmaster]

Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Ladin and
Uncle Sam are out walking together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out
of it.

"I will give each of you each one wish, that's three
wishes total," says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a
farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to
be forever fertile in Canada."

With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was
forever made fertile for farming.


Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around
Afganistan, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state."

Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall
around Afganistan.


"Uncle Sam" (A former civil engineer), asks,
"I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high,
500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country;
nothing can get in or out---virtually impenetrable."

"UncleSam" says, "Fill it with water."

 

[Viper0329]

lol

 

[Qacer]

Hehe.. That one's a classic. LOL!