I did a really stupid thing last year. I was driving down the highway doing 90 in a 65 because I was late for an appointment. Driving over a small hill, there was a cop on the other side (they love hiding behind hills) standing by his patrol car with his radar gun out.
As soon as I drove by him, I knew he got me. I watched him walk quickly back to the door to get in to the vehicle. As soon as he got in, I FLOORED it!
I already had a massive head start on him, and my car is much quicker than those slow poke Crown Victorias. Of course, I knew that if I stayed on the highway he would simply radio ahead to other patrol cars and eventually I'd be caught.
So I exited off the highway, and took the closest U-turn to the opposite direction. He didn't even see me exit the highway luckily since I was so far ahead of him, and I heard him flying down the highway as I turned around. I then drove home, staying as far away from the highway as possible.
Looking back on it, it was definitely one of the dumbest things I've done in my entire life. I already had two tickets that year, so if I had gotten pulled over, it would have gone on my record since I already used up all my other options.....plus I was doing more than 20 over anyway.
Needless to say, I missed my appointment, and I drove my wife's car to work for the following 2 weeks just in case they were still looking for me.
Like I said, fucking stupid...