Say that you found out that a hitman was going to be to your house in five minutes...

[DainBramaged]

...and assume that nothing you could do short of leaving would save you. What would you do, where would you go, where would you be safe? Assume he's very capable and will track you. Could you get away?

 

[KLin]

I'd head to CTU-LA and ask Jack Bauer for help.

 

[2Xtreme21]

Eh he couldn't get in my building at school. Security guards + need ID to enter building = owned hitman.

 

[StageLeft]

Yeah, where do you think I've been for so long? I finally turned the game back on him and finished him off this morning with an animality.

 

[3NF]

I'd make a post on ATOT.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: 2Xtreme21
Eh he couldn't get in my building at school. Security guards + need ID to enter building = owned hitman.

Like that has ever stopped a hitman. :roll:

 

[giantpinkbunnyhead]

5 minutes? Enough time to load up one of my guns and lie in wait. I'd nail him before he even set foot on my porch. I mean if I knew he was coming, I'd have the advantage.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

I would move my motorcycle inside my house and leave the front door unlocked.
Start my engine, put it in first, hold the clutch...and wait for him to open the door.

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: 2Xtreme21
Eh he couldn't get in my building at school. Security guards + need ID to enter building = owned hitman.

You think that would actually hinder a professional hitman from getting inside?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Probably. I'd start hopping walls (the walls here are ~5 feet tall and cinderblock, they're all very easy to hop) and then... hmm, I dunno. What kind of stuff does this hitman have? Infrared goggles? A wide assortment of weapons or just the traditional pistol and piano wire? It kind of depends.

 

[jhayx7]

Would do what any man would do.


Fap like there is no tomorrow.

 

[2Xtreme21]

Originally posted by: KLin

Originally posted by: 2Xtreme21
Eh he couldn't get in my building at school. Security guards + need ID to enter building = owned hitman.

You think that would actually hinder a professional hitman from getting inside?

Hmm, seems I may need a plan B.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
...and assume that nothing you could do short of leaving would save you. What would you do, where would you go, where would you be safe? Assume he's very capable and will track you. Could you get away?

i would hid in my secret passageway.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

D'oh, I just missed the easiest option. Jump into the car and drive as far away from home as possible. Unless I happen to cross paths in transit and he is carrying a bazooka I'd be able to make it.

 

[mrSHEiK124]

Psh, I'd load up, and stand on the lawn waiting. Not gonna let him kill me on my turf.

 

[Mrvile]

It depends. Is he just going to show up at the door? Or is he going to come in through the vents or something crazy?

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Probably. I'd start hopping walls (the walls here are ~5 feet tall and cinderblock, they're all very easy to hop) and then... hmm, I dunno. What kind of stuff does this hitman have? Infrared goggles? A wide assortment of weapons or just the traditional pistol and piano wire? It kind of depends.

He has your house rigged with C4. Once he's within range, he'll blow you sky high. He has infrared goggles, silenced mp5, and a tracking device on your car. NOW RUN!

 

[mercanucaribe]

Originally posted by: mrSHEiK124
Psh, I'd load up, and stand on the lawn waiting. Not gonna let him kill me on my turf.

If you don't want him to kill you on your turf, shouldn't you get OFF the lawn?



I'd get in my car and drive the hell out of here.

 

[preslove]

Heh, this thread my seem absurd, but this kind of thinking is why so many ATOTers have concealed carry permits

 

[imported_cheapdude]

I am going to put on some Marvin Gaye music, light up some candles and get the lubes ready.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

How about calling DainBramaged for backup? Because... you know... you fvck with him, you fvck with death!
Unless of course he's the hitman...

 

[irishScott]

To the nearest gun store. Yes I would be safe.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
How about calling DainBramaged for backup? Because... you know... you fvck with him, you fvck with death!
Unless of course he's the hitman...

Dain as the hitman... this is starting to turn into some twisted sexy fantasy. :evil:

 

[Bootprint]

Slip in the DVD, Battlefield Earth. Once he comes into the room and sees that on TV, he'll empty his clip into the TV and dvd player. Then's my chance to take him down, maybe tie him up and make him watch all of Pauly Shore's movies on the laptop.

 

[zylander]

Go outside, hide in the neighbors yard across the street behind his fence with a gun and shoot the hitman in the back as he atempted to enter my house.